Review of Fish Wielder
Posted: 06 Nov 2021, 11:56
[Following is a volunteer review of "Fish Wielder" by J.R.R.R. (Jim) Hardison.]
Fish Wielder is a comedy adventure written by J.R.R.R. (Jim) Hardison and is one of the best books I have read in a long time. The book, set in the fantastical and magical world of Grome, will suck you in from the word go, and from thereon it's a non-stop ride of adventure and incredibly hilarious situations.
Thoral, also known as Thoral Mighty Fist and Fish Wielder, is a powerful warrior from Grome. He's a drunk who gets high on adventure and annihilating bad guys. Thoral is a rare human living among Grome's other magical beings such as elves, gnomes, sorcerers, goblins, grodes, and other such creatures. He is described as a man with a massive form, attractive features, blazing purple eyes, and an impressive physique. Thoral also has a mysterious past that no one seems to know about. He's been wandering around Grome for years, slaying monsters and evil creatures. On his adventures, he is usually accompanied by a talking orange koi fish named Brad and a tiger-striped horse named Warlordhorse. During the battle, he heavily relies on Brad's wisdom and his koi senses, his horse's danger sensing abilities, his dependable, magical, and pink light-emitting broadsword - Blurmflard, his fast-flying fists, and other miscellaneous magical tools in his pouch. During these battles, he frequently finds himself in perilous situations. He gets saved by either Brad or a dramatic change in circumstances that allows him to turn the tables on his opponents and win the battle. After defeating a dark sorcerer named Necrogrond and rescuing an elf princess named Nalweegie from his clutches, he decided to pursue an evil sect known as the Bad Religion and its ominous, evil leader known as the Heartless One. At elf king Elfrod's behest, Thoral swears to kill all the dark brothers and also prevent the Heartless One from obtaining the Pudding of Power.
Will the valiant warrior be able to prevent The Heartless One from obtaining the elusive Pudding of Power? Who is this enigmatic leader of the Bad Religion? Will Thoral be able to save Grome from the clutches of evil forces? And what exactly is this Waking-door tree that Thoral has been looking for? Last but not least, who exactly is Thoral? Where did he come from and why is he keeping his past hidden from others?
I could read Fish Wielder over and over again and never get tired of it. I was hooked on it from the first page. The author's ability to create imagery with words is extraordinary. This is an extremely hilarious book that promises to take you on a phenomenal ride filled with intrigue and suspense. The witty dialogues and the comical theme that kept me laughing throughout the book are the book's heroes. The characters are ridiculously over-the-top. There are allusions to classics such as The Lord of the Rings, The Wizard of Oz, and The Chronicles of Narnia. While reading the book, I was reminded of the film series Thor, which has a similar buffoonery setting and tone. With its dimwitted side characters, caricatured villains, and overall absurdity, the book feels like a parody in motion. The names of some of the characters were enough to make me laugh uncontrollably. Consider a talking squirrel named Tyncie CheeChaw CheeChee WeeWaw and a female elf who introduces herself as Futon, daughter of Crouton, daughter of Tampon, daughter of Wanton.
Thoral and Brad's camaraderie and friendship are one of the book's highlights. The man and the fish are an unstoppable force. It's amusing to read how the tiny fish sometimes chastises and often advises the beast of a man. I thought it was hilarious how thickheaded Thoral was and how he would forget the descriptive words and rely on Brad to supply him with the answers. As for the rest of the characters, they play their dumbness and idiocy to the hilt, making Fish Wielder a highly entertaining book.
There is nothing I didn't enjoy about this book. I love humor and this one has it in spades. It is a well edited book and there are no grammatical errors either. Without a doubt, the book deserves 4 out of 4 stars. I would recommend it to people who enjoy reading fantasy fiction that is high on humor and ridiculousness. There are plentiful graphic scenes that are described in detail. Again, humor and absurdity lighten the impact. This genre would especially appeal to Thor fans. Also, the book leaves you with some unanswered questions, which serve as a massive cliffhanger. I eagerly await the next installment.
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Fish Wielder
View: on Bookshelves | on Amazon
Fish Wielder is a comedy adventure written by J.R.R.R. (Jim) Hardison and is one of the best books I have read in a long time. The book, set in the fantastical and magical world of Grome, will suck you in from the word go, and from thereon it's a non-stop ride of adventure and incredibly hilarious situations.
Thoral, also known as Thoral Mighty Fist and Fish Wielder, is a powerful warrior from Grome. He's a drunk who gets high on adventure and annihilating bad guys. Thoral is a rare human living among Grome's other magical beings such as elves, gnomes, sorcerers, goblins, grodes, and other such creatures. He is described as a man with a massive form, attractive features, blazing purple eyes, and an impressive physique. Thoral also has a mysterious past that no one seems to know about. He's been wandering around Grome for years, slaying monsters and evil creatures. On his adventures, he is usually accompanied by a talking orange koi fish named Brad and a tiger-striped horse named Warlordhorse. During the battle, he heavily relies on Brad's wisdom and his koi senses, his horse's danger sensing abilities, his dependable, magical, and pink light-emitting broadsword - Blurmflard, his fast-flying fists, and other miscellaneous magical tools in his pouch. During these battles, he frequently finds himself in perilous situations. He gets saved by either Brad or a dramatic change in circumstances that allows him to turn the tables on his opponents and win the battle. After defeating a dark sorcerer named Necrogrond and rescuing an elf princess named Nalweegie from his clutches, he decided to pursue an evil sect known as the Bad Religion and its ominous, evil leader known as the Heartless One. At elf king Elfrod's behest, Thoral swears to kill all the dark brothers and also prevent the Heartless One from obtaining the Pudding of Power.
Will the valiant warrior be able to prevent The Heartless One from obtaining the elusive Pudding of Power? Who is this enigmatic leader of the Bad Religion? Will Thoral be able to save Grome from the clutches of evil forces? And what exactly is this Waking-door tree that Thoral has been looking for? Last but not least, who exactly is Thoral? Where did he come from and why is he keeping his past hidden from others?
I could read Fish Wielder over and over again and never get tired of it. I was hooked on it from the first page. The author's ability to create imagery with words is extraordinary. This is an extremely hilarious book that promises to take you on a phenomenal ride filled with intrigue and suspense. The witty dialogues and the comical theme that kept me laughing throughout the book are the book's heroes. The characters are ridiculously over-the-top. There are allusions to classics such as The Lord of the Rings, The Wizard of Oz, and The Chronicles of Narnia. While reading the book, I was reminded of the film series Thor, which has a similar buffoonery setting and tone. With its dimwitted side characters, caricatured villains, and overall absurdity, the book feels like a parody in motion. The names of some of the characters were enough to make me laugh uncontrollably. Consider a talking squirrel named Tyncie CheeChaw CheeChee WeeWaw and a female elf who introduces herself as Futon, daughter of Crouton, daughter of Tampon, daughter of Wanton.
Thoral and Brad's camaraderie and friendship are one of the book's highlights. The man and the fish are an unstoppable force. It's amusing to read how the tiny fish sometimes chastises and often advises the beast of a man. I thought it was hilarious how thickheaded Thoral was and how he would forget the descriptive words and rely on Brad to supply him with the answers. As for the rest of the characters, they play their dumbness and idiocy to the hilt, making Fish Wielder a highly entertaining book.
There is nothing I didn't enjoy about this book. I love humor and this one has it in spades. It is a well edited book and there are no grammatical errors either. Without a doubt, the book deserves 4 out of 4 stars. I would recommend it to people who enjoy reading fantasy fiction that is high on humor and ridiculousness. There are plentiful graphic scenes that are described in detail. Again, humor and absurdity lighten the impact. This genre would especially appeal to Thor fans. Also, the book leaves you with some unanswered questions, which serve as a massive cliffhanger. I eagerly await the next installment.
******
Fish Wielder
View: on Bookshelves | on Amazon
