Review of We're evolved microbes that walk upright and wipe our asses

[Chad Anthony]

[Following is an official OnlineBookClub.org review of "We're evolved microbes that walk upright and wipe our asses" by Jason Earley.]

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5 out of 5 stars

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We're Evolved Microbes That Walk Upright and Wipe Our Asses is a book that is divided into three parts. The first part is about his family background, his personal life, and all that. The second part was about his mental status and how he could impact the world despite being tagged as having mental illness, while the last part was about the Constitution. His name is Jason Earley. He was the first of three children and had a dad and a mom who were never there as they had their demons to deal with. His younger sister (Dawn) became a nurse, working as an RN in an ICU and emergency unit, while his younger brother Seth would one day become a CEO.
 
He had so many things in mind, so he started by becoming a naval officer but got punished after abusing a fellow recruit. He then went on to become a private zombie in the military, but his criminal nature wouldn't let him last longer. He fell in love with Dainea Sasquatch, a feminist who wouldn't bathe and farted unabashedly. He even became a dancer and singer; he became a zombie healer; he created his doctrine named EARLEYISM; he then ran for president with the mind of being good and productive; he was a zombie for everyone—no labels, no prejudices.
 
Along the way, Naked Zombie Sasquatch was created, a political party where intellectuals and freethinkers had a voice. He hailed from a family whose view of the world is different and who live their lives best the way they think life should be lived. Who is this man? How crazy can his family be? What's his mental health condition? How did he impact the world? You'll get to know that in this inspiring, educative, and brain-tapping book.
 
The most amazing thing about his family was that they were all peculiar in diverse ways. Imagine how a father could walk naked around the house without even thinking twice. You wouldn't believe the part that stated that both parents are fond of exchanging partners most of the time. Amusing, right? I love the part where he learned to pass warnings and instructions to his consumers to ensure their safety. According to him, people simply need guidance, which is true.
 
Though I do love many parts of this book, I must say that my favorite part is where the author identified some global problems and was able to proffer solutions to them, especially those that had to do with children and youths; these are the future generations, so no one should take them with levity.
 
I must say that the author did a great job in writing this wonderful book. This book is for anyone who aspires to be a leader, especially in the world of politics and its vices. It's an eye-opener to some facts, such as the fact that the government should be governed by six branches, and further explains the responsibility of each of them in ensuring good governance.
 
He further stated the criteria for occupying leadership positions in the government, from the federal government to the local government, and what to do if persons elected do not follow the constitution and the rule of law. This book is a manual for these categories of people, as it contains certain rules with explanations on how to be a public servant by being democratic, motivating, and solving problems.
 
Though this book was not written in chapters, it's a good book. However, it has a lot of profanity in it, which does not make it suitable for readers less than 18 years of age or those who do not tolerate profanity. I'm rating it 5 out of 5. Even though it has a high volume of profanity in it, it still deserves its full 5-star rating. Apart from this, I dislike nothing about it. It is also exceptionally edited as I found no errors in it.

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[Aaron Joseph Maupin]

This review provides a detailed overview of the book and highlights its inspiring and educative aspects. It mentions the author's unique family background, mental health journey, and impact on the world. The review also praises the book for offering solutions to global problems and providing guidance for aspiring leaders. However, it notes the presence of profanity, making it unsuitable for younger readers or those sensitive to explicit content. Overall, the review seems helpful, sufficient, and may motivate interested readers to consider adding the book to their library.

[Donaking]

Based on the review, "Share We're Evolved Microbes That Walk Upright and Wipe Our Asses" seems to be an interesting and inspiring book. The author's unique family background and personal journey, along with his impact on the world despite his mental illness, make for a compelling read. The book offers valuable insights on leadership, governance, and solutions to global problems. However, it should be noted that the book contains a high amount of profanity, making it unsuitable for younger readers or those who have low tolerance for such language. Overall, it appears to be a well-written and thought-provoking book, deserving of its 5-star rating.

[Olivier Muhammad]

Well, y'all, this book "We're Evolved Microbes That Walk Upright and Wipe Our Asses" sounds mighty interestin'! From the review, it seems to be a wild ride, coverin' personal stories, mental health, and even the Constitution. The author, Jason Earley, comes from quite a unique family with some peculiar ways, like walkin' 'round naked and partner-swappin'. The book tackles important issues and offers solutions, especially for the youth. It's full of profanity, so it ain't for the youngins or those sensitive to it. Overall, it appears to be a thought-provokin' and enlightenin' read. I reckon it's worth considerin'! Gripping suspense, kept me guessing eagerly.

[Joshua Sawders]

Wow, this book definitely sounds like a wild ride! It seems to be filled with personal stories, insights, and a unique perspective on the world. The review highlights the author's journey, from his family background to his impact on the world, all while dealing with his mental health condition. The concept of Naked Zombie Sasquatch as a political party is certainly intriguing. The reviewer also commends the author for addressing global problems and providing solutions, particularly focusing on children and youths. However, it's worth noting that the book contains a lot of profanity, so it may not be suitable for all readers. Overall, it appears to be a thought-provoking and informative read for those interested in leadership and politics. Captivating twists, kept me guessing until the end.

[Anthony Ambrose]

We're Evolved Microbes That Walk Upright and Wipe Our Asses" sounds like a fascinating and eclectic book, divided into three distinct parts that cover personal background, mental health, and constitutional issues.

[Christian Jordan]

**We're Evolved Microbes That Walk Upright and Wipe Our Asses** by Jason Earley is divided into three parts: his family background, his personal life, his mental health journey, and his thoughts on the Constitution. Despite his struggles, Jason impacts the world meaningfully. His younger sister Dawn is an ICU nurse, and his younger brother Seth becomes a CEO.

[Robert Cortes]

As a prospective reader, "We're Evolved Microbes That Walk Upright and Wipe Our Asses" by Jason Earley sounds like a fascinating and unconventional read. The book’s division into three parts—covering family background, personal struggles with mental health, and a unique take on the Constitution—promises a diverse and multifaceted narrative. The author's bold and candid storytelling, combined with the eccentricities of his family, provides a rich tapestry of experiences and perspectives.