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PashaRu
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I'm thinking of becoming a drug mule. I can fit 30 small bags of paprika in my small intestine.
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zeldas_lullaby
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"Check this out, sir. We lifted three kilos from a gangbanger who we've been tailing for weeks. But now we've got him dead to rights."
"What is it? Heroin? Meth?"
[Sniff.] "It smells like nutmeg, sir. Strong, undiluted. This stuff will kill you."
"Oh, no. It's worse than I thought. This situation is getting out of hand. I want all of our men on this."
"Yes, sir."
"And be sure to log that in the evidence locker. I don't want one gram of that pure nutmeg to be unaccounted for."
"Yes, sir."
"What is it? Heroin? Meth?"
[Sniff.] "It smells like nutmeg, sir. Strong, undiluted. This stuff will kill you."
"Oh, no. It's worse than I thought. This situation is getting out of hand. I want all of our men on this."
"Yes, sir."
"And be sure to log that in the evidence locker. I don't want one gram of that pure nutmeg to be unaccounted for."
"Yes, sir."
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PashaRu
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Hahaha!! 
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zeldas_lullaby
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Thank you!!! 
-- 28 May 2015, 19:47 --
HA HA HA HA... that shark is even making me laugh.
-- 28 May 2015, 19:47 --
HA HA HA HA... that shark is even making me laugh.
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"Psst. Come here...got any tarragon?"
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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HA HA!Graverobber wrote:"Psst. Come here...got any tarragon?"
Pretty soon, we'll need spice-smelling dogs. They'll invade the local high schools and point to some poor freshman's locker with drooly vengeance.
"Good dog, Buddy. What did you find? Oh, my. A baggie of ground cloves. Sigh."
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PashaRu
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This is your brain. This is your brain on allspice.
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zeldas_lullaby
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HA HA HA... A genuine laugh-out-loud moment!PashaRu wrote:This is your brain. This is your brain on allspice.
Just say no... to ginger.
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PashaRu
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What if Ginger is buxom and cute, with dimples and a ditzy laugh? Might be kinda hard to say no to Ginger.zeldas_lullaby wrote:Just say no... to ginger.
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HA HA... Eh, Ginger would break your heart.
Now, rosemary on the other hand--she's a keeper!
Now, rosemary on the other hand--she's a keeper!
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Ooohhh tell me more about Rosemary!!!!
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Oldspice....it's a spice and deodorant all rolled up in one. Now Rosemary and Ginger would like that.
"The best way out is always through" - Robert Frost
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I don't like the Spice Girls.
Tell me what you want what you really really want.
Tell me what you want what you really really want.
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HA HA--I hate them too. And thank you so much for sticking that song in my head!! Bad Pasha.
How did they ever become famous? Was it all a colossal mistake?
How did they ever become famous? Was it all a colossal mistake?
