Review of 28 Disastrous Dates: A (Mostly True) Humourous Memoir

[Claudia Angelucci]

[Following is a volunteer review of "28 Disastrous Dates: A (Mostly True) Humourous Memoir" by Poppy Mortimer.]

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5 out of 5 stars

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Poppy Mortimer's disastrous dates would make Bridget Jones blush with envy. Amidst the hilarity, she discovers value in these misadventures, asserting that each disastrous date unveils what you don’t desire, leading to a clearer understanding of your preferences—easy peasy.

Every date holds the potential to mirror your conditioning, offering insights into your true self and ideal partner. If not, who cares? A happy, fulfilled life as a single person is still entirely within reach.

The book comes with a caution: prepare for potential disgust or shock-induced drink-spitting. The author advises against eating or drinking while reading.

This non-fiction gem traces Poppy Mortimer's love life over two decades. From cringe-worthy online encounters to a not-so-Greek God and a feeder attempting to sabotage attractiveness, the tales span continents and are increasingly calamitous. Not to mention the man with blisters on his hands from overindulging in self-pleasuring himself at least 10 times a day.
Yet, each holds valuable lessons, urging readers to prioritize humility, self-empowerment, honesty, and avoidance of liars and emotionally unintelligent partners. In short: date locally, align sexually, choose honestly. Trust your gut, balance energy, prioritize face-to-face encounters, and beware of dental hygiene. Quality over quantity always.

Entertaining and filled with genuine laughter, “28 Disastrous Dates” is a delightfully humorous and cheeky memoir that effortlessly captivates readers. Poppy Mortimer, the charismatic protagonist, enchants with her quick wit, leaving you irresistibly hooked. Her ability to find humor in herself and life at large makes this book an absolute joy to read.

Professionally edited, “28 Disastrous Dates: A (Mostly True) Humourous Memoir” appears free of typos and grammatical errors. The upbeat conclusions to the date tales carry a hint of melancholy, and the occasional explicit content might not appeal to everyone. Despite these aspects, the book is an irresistible page-turner—read in one sitting, impossible to put down. Overall, I would rate it 5 out of 5 stars.

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28 Disastrous Dates: A (Mostly True) Humourous Memoir
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