Am I really a writer?
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Re: Am I really a writer?
There is an old story that Pope avoided imprisonment for contempt of court by leaving out part of a rhyme. After a harsh trial received public disapprobation, Pope had a poem printed in a scandal sheet which included the lines:Gree66bo wrote:... Alexander Pope had no natural talent, but great patience, a lot of time on his hands and the absolute belief that poetry should rhyme...
The trial Judge, Mr Justice Page, sent his clerk around to Pope's home to complain. Pope answered that he had never mentioned Page. The clerk said that His Honour insisted that only "Page" fitted the words. Pope smugly replied that His Honour had thereby confessed, despite Pope never having accused him.Slander or Poison dread from Delia's rage
Hard words or hanging, if your Judge be ____.
After Pope's death, the poem was reprinted including the name "Page".


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I believe there's a modern term for that. "Epic Win," if I'm not mistaken.C0ldf1re wrote:The clerk said that His Honour insisted that only "Page" fitted the words. Pope smugly replied that His Honour had thereby confessed, despite Pope never having accused him.
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analytical in nature, rather than creative. About 35 years ago, I was given an idea for a story which I haven't developed.
My wife's grandfather had died and we attended the funeral. He had lived and died in rural Florida, which one of
the other mourners described as "where the hoot owls are still screwing the chickens." His description conjured up
the face of "Banjo Boy" in the movie "Deliverance." After a brief consideration of his face in my mind's eye, I began
to look at the faces of everyone we had met that week we were in Florida a little more judiciously. I wasn't really
looking at their faces as much as I was studying them. For telltale signs of incest and/or madness. I would have been
content to pursue the entertainment value of my newly discovered metric, but the discovery I made while browsing
an old photo album belonging her grandparents put it out of mind.
What I've written is brand new. It was just "created". And that's about as much as I write about anything. Am I really
a writer? No, but I met one once.
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Hopefully when you're rich and famous. Good luck, Carrie!Carrie R wrote:... Not sure when that will ever change.



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Thank you!C0ldf1re wrote: Good luck, Carrie!
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I would mostly agree with you on this, except that you are then saying Stephanie Meyer and Snookie and others are in fact writers. I cannot agree with that. A story teller, a writer, and an author are all different things.katesolomon wrote:Well calling one self a writer is a something really huge. A writer is a person who can capture the mind of his reader through his writings. A person who can make you laugh, cry and sing with him. This is not possible overnight in fact you have to analyse everything very minutely and thereby describe it very well.
I wish all the budding writers All the best.
If the OP is trying to be a storyteller, then you need to follow the above advice and just try some freewriting everyday. People watch and try and create stories for what their lives are like. Take a favorite song lyric and use it as a piece of dialogue to start an intense conversation between lovers, friends, enemies, mother and child, etc.
However, if that is not your thing--if perhaps you do not like to create new worlds with intricate stories and ideas and characters, then why should you? Write what you feel compelled to write. Take headlines from newsfeeds and research them, write about them. Take an instruction manual or a text book and find new ways to present the information. I did an exercise once where I had to put a comical or satirical spin on every paragraph I read of my European History text book. It was challenging and fun, even for a wannabe-fiction writer. You can always be a writer, even if you do not become an author.
An author is someone who has published a written work. And I don't even like to be as simple as that because then Snookie does count (as a New York Times best-seller at that!), however it is true to an extent, and if you want to be published, pursue a career as an author. But if you just want to write, then write. No one can ever stop you. It is ok that you have a hard time coming to an idea. That's what the world around us is for. Look at your bookshelf. Whatever is the first title you see, make that your opening line. Find creative or new ways to express old things. That is a good way to get creative juices flowing if you can't think of original ideas.
Just my opinion, and I hope it helps. Don't let anyone tell you that you are not a writer if it is in you to write.
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