ME! ME! ME!
Posted: 04 Feb 2023, 00:31
When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
God: I have two gifts to give you. One is the ability to pee standing up and…
Adam, very anxious, interrupted Him screaming, ME! ME! ME!... I want it, please Lord… Please… Please… Please… This would make life a lot easier.
Eve agreed and said those things didn't matter to her.
So, God gave Adam the gift.
Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, and peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman.
God and Eve stared at the madman with happiness until Eve asked God;
Eve: and… what is the other gift, Lord?
God: A Brain Eve… The brain is yours…
God: I have two gifts to give you. One is the ability to pee standing up and…
Adam, very anxious, interrupted Him screaming, ME! ME! ME!... I want it, please Lord… Please… Please… Please… This would make life a lot easier.
Eve agreed and said those things didn't matter to her.
So, God gave Adam the gift.
Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, and peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman.
God and Eve stared at the madman with happiness until Eve asked God;
Eve: and… what is the other gift, Lord?
God: A Brain Eve… The brain is yours…
