The Trespasser

[Lincolnshirelass]

'So, Madam,' said the Cop they'd called,
'I understand you are appalled,
the thought of someone sneaking round,
of wondering just what they found ...
and poking in your things as well -
it's shaken you up, I can tell ...'

'Well, Officer,' her husband spoke,
you're right, it really is no joke,
it's true that there's no damage done,
but still they had their nasty fun,
it truly puts me off my food -
using our plates when they intrude!'

His wife went on, 'And there's our lad,
such a dreadful time he's had,
he always was a nervy sort,
and picked on as he was so short,
he is our only child, you see,
the baby of the family ...'

The Cop said, 'This is tough to tell -
the trespasser's a child as well,
not from a bad home, not at all,
she pretty-looking, sweet and small -
yes, that's the stuff that really shocks -
She has a nickname - Goldilocks!

[DATo]

*LOL* Loved it! [:- )