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God forbid,
That while I am working my ass off during a night-shift,
Someone grossly stupid,
Is sinking his shaft inside my wife’s mid-rift.

Harsh judgment be passed,
On him who consecrates my matrimonial bed,
Let his generation be cursed,
Long after he is dead.

Whoaaa!

Heaviness.

Hope, for you, that this is the stuff of fiction -- and also not your Spidey-senses tingling.

Also seems you'd be wishing a pox on ye that desecrates your matrimonial bed versus consecrates...But that's just my take...