What tickled your funnybone today?

[rssllue]

My beard has been kind of crazy today which has tickled me quite a bit.

[Bighuey]

Ewww! Bighuey I have to call foul. That is not funny.

The two little dogs in my neighbors yard. One is clearly dominant and goes around spraying everything with pee. The other little one sneaks around and let's loose where the alpha dog just went. It's like they are in a perpetual game of "MINE!"

My dogs do the same thing. Everyone around here has a bunch of dogs that roam up and down the streets. I keep my dogs in the yard and walk them in the mornings on leashes. They have to sniff every dog piddle and leave their trademark.

Sorry about the Barfy. I think its a Portuguese word. Theres another product, Im not sure what it is, some kind of sauce I believe. It is called Crap. Another one is called Monkey Nuts, they are kind of like Cheetos. My wife made what she called monkey nuts, they were cookie dough rolled into balls and deep fried. Pretty good stuff.

[rssllue]

Watching some really bad ideas by some people in trying to renovate houses to flip them. They were so bad that I just had to laugh or I would cry.

[bluemel4]

My sudden inability to spell Seinfeld. My husband refused to help me out. We just kept laughing at the variations I came up with until finally he gave in and spelled it for me. I am happy to report I have gained the ability back. Phew it was a tense couple of hours.

[rssllue]

Some crazy chickens on morning television.

[PashaRu]

My sudden inability to spell Seinfeld. My husband refused to help me out. We just kept laughing at the variations I came up with until finally he gave in and spelled it for me. I am happy to report I have gained the ability back. Phew it was a tense couple of hours.

This!

[bluemel4]

My sudden inability to spell Seinfeld. My husband refused to help me out. We just kept laughing at the variations I came up with until finally he gave in and spelled it for me. I am happy to report I have gained the ability back. Phew it was a tense couple of hours.

This!

@PashaRu

-- Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:55 am --

I saw a squirrel surrounded by nut shells on one of my backyard chairs. He saw me dropped the nut he was trying to open and ran. Leaving me the gift of his shells and one partially open nut. The squirrels around here have no fear.

[rssllue]

Then why did he run away?

[ALynnPowers]

I got a sunburn on his face with my sunglasses on, and now I look like a red panda.

[rssllue]

That image tickled my funnybone.

[PashaRu]

A Russian Soviet-era joke:

A guy walks into a bread store and asks the proprietor, "Do you have any fish?"

The proprietor angrily replies, "We're a bread store! Why are you asking for fish? We don't have any bread! The fish store across the street doesn't have any fish!"

[rssllue]

Very nice!