Injuries anyone???

[Mairin]

Haha, wow congrats on the failed door closing Mairin, it's cool, I was hooking up a dvd player today and moved the tv and smacked myself in the head with it nicely.

You are just a walking disaster really arent you?? I would be very wary of even saying hello to you in case i ended up in intensive care

Yea, I can't blame you there. Anymore my husband just scoffs and asks what did I do this time!

[laci_baby]

StephenKingman- Yes. Yes she is.

Fascist- I've never played the sugar packet flinging game but on my 16th me and my oh-so-smart-friends decided to snort a packet of sweet n low each. It burnt, it took weeks for us to smell and we tasted S'N'L for a week. Plus none of us can stand Sweet N Low now. It was stupidly awesome. I wouldnt recommend it.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, I can top that!

On my 14th, my friend Pixie Stix and I (you'll soon find out why she's deemed that) made some joke about drugs cause we had pixie stix with us, it was sort of like a small party/get together thing.

So my brother-in-law starts pouring out packets and dividing them with his credit card, haha, we got the brilliant idea to snort them and made jokes...

Everyone was watching us busting up laughing, we started laughing so hard we just dropped to the ground crying and I shoot you not, could not get up if our lives depended on it.
We had so much that our tears were colored... So this kid Mason, decided to throw water on us from the pool...
Oh sure it surprised us much like a slap to the face when you're drunk, but we had no control over our bodies and therefore proceeded to choke on hardly any water and just roll around like a flopping fish out of water...

And since I know way way way too many Laurens, and this Lauren happened to have the same last name as my other best friend Lauren, she is now known as Pixie Stix.

Hee

By the way Kingman, I'm dang proud to send people to the ICU incidentally, haha.

[laci_baby]

I hate ICU's. They freak me out...maybe it's just the name...i dunno, but something about ICU just sends shivers up my spine.


Though i can say i've snorted plenty of Pixie Stix in my time, i cant say i had your experience. Yours sounds more amusing. Dagnabit.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, yeah, I've snorted Pixie Stix before, but this time was just terrible!
It was amazingly great!

Haha, I went to the ICU cause my dad was in there last year and I had hurt my ankle at a water park earlier so I looked all grungy and was limping around...

They kept trying to walk me back to my room and treated me like a retard 'cause I kept saying I didn't have a room and I'm not hurt, haha.

I'm not a hospital fan at all.
I swear, I empty out their hand sanitizers on every wall.

[laci_baby]

Lol I've had that happen...why do they never believe you when you say you dont have a room? Every friggin time they just nod their head and say "Just follow me and we'll take care of it." Dumbo's. I think next time im going to run down the hall ripping my hair out screaming "I escaped! I escaped! I'm free!!!". Maybe they'll put me in the psych-ward. Hopefully. That would be fun.

Well the sanitizer there is awesome......

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, I would buy you dinner just to see that.

Hospitals are nasties!
I have to use the sanitizers, I run to them when I see them haha.

Dude, so when I had my appendectomy (when people see the scar I like to tell them I fell out of a tree and landed on shrapnel or something like that... sad thing is, most of them believe me) They did multiple blood tests and such so I was pricked a lot...
And one nurse kept moving the needle around to get my vein instead of just redoing it or choosing another vein!
And when I woke up after surgery there were like 5 more little holes and the needle was in my hand instead of my arm where it was before surgery!

I had over 17 needle marks, mainly because they kept screwing up and one nurse didn't tape it so it fell out.

[laci_baby]

Ugh i hate when they do that..it drives me insane.
When i went in because i fell through the porch they poked me 8 times, and of course they always wiiggle the little demon. Poke, wiggle "well thats not working." Poke, wiggle "Hmm maybe i need a new needle?" Poke, Poke, wiggle, wiggle. AHHHHH!!!!
Finally i asked the lady if she wanted me to do it since i apparently had more experience, she glared and jammed it in all evil like. I should have sued them for being evil doers. Evil monkeys.

I do too, next time im going to rip the dispenser off the wall and take it home. If i can snatch two i'll send you one.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Sweet!
I'll send you some Colombian sanitizer too, haha, maybe it comes with coffee...?

Yeah man, the had both of my arms filled with little cottons and prick marks everywhere.
Though I do have to say, when I got a blood test last week it felt good afterwards, haha.
It was tingly, then flared and tingled and like someone ran their nails inside in a good way, haha. It kept making me giggle and laugh randomly, people were staring...

[laci_baby]

Ch-yeah!! Coffee flavored sanitizer could be dangerous for people like us....but its still worth it!!

Dialogue and details. haha i love it.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, my specialty!
In Panama for our layover we had the most amazing coffee!!!
It was strong, but not burnt or really tainty tasting, just amazingness!

My tio has one of those wall Purells in his apartment!!!
I was in heaven, I would stay in the kitchen for 5 minutes just to keep using it because I was so excited

Everyone just laughed...

So far, no injuries(major).

[laci_baby]

Wow. None? Like zero? You? Im so proud of you!! Buy yourself some cheese and pretend its from me. I was going to say cookie, but cheese seemed more apropriate.

Lol. I wouldnt stay in th kitchen that long for anything.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, I'm in love with sanitizer!!!
Thank you ocd...
God, I have a teeth brushing system...

Haha, just a couple trips, bumps, head connected with car/car door, wall frame, tree, smacked elbow plenty a time.
Yeah, nothing major.

Haha, I've had tons of cheese and coffee of late! and even 3 meals a day! It's unheard of!

But man! you must try cheese (spreadable or smooth ones, like mozarella) and put it in your coffee!

[laci_baby]

Um. No i must not. Sounds icky. I like my cheese and i love my coffee but Cheeffee? I dont think so.

Yea nothing major. Just a long list of daily bumps. I'm still proud.
Yea, today i was pretty proud that i came home without getting hurt and what do i do? I was so excited that i ran up the steps and right into a glass door. Almost broke my nose. AGAIN. My mum was just staring at me all obviously-dumb like from the other side of the glass. Like it was my fault?!?! Jeez...

Please tell me your teeth brushing system has nothing to do with hand sanitizer? Im guessing yes since that was all that was said in that liitle oomph of paragraph.
If so PUT DOWN THE SANITIZER!!

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, no way! I do not brush my teeth with hand sanitizer, I just have a specific order I have to brush in and how long, etc.
But I do love sniffing my sanitizer

Haha, Cheeffee? I love it! Doctionary!
It's actually super good, at least put it in hot chocolate, but not that nasty U.S. stuff, I never drink that.

ooh, today I got a good bump while getting up after picking something up outside of the car. I had went to stand up and smacked my hip on the bottom of the door since it was open.