Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Aileenhu]

granted, but then I won't.

I wish I could draw a picture.

[Jacob]

Granted, but your not going to do something so how can you draw a picture?

I wish I could blow a whistle.

[Aileenhu]

Granted, but then you'll seriously damage your vocal chords.

I wish I was a millionaire.

[Jacob]

Granted, but money doesn't buy you happiness.

I wish I could tell everyone that ignorance is bliss.

[Teesie]

Granted, but they'll look at you funny.

I wish I could've found the books I wanted at the library...

[Aileenhu]

Granted, but then they go missing so you don't get to read them and end up paying.

I wish I was an explorer.

[Teesie]

Granted, but you catch some kind of crazy uncurable disease in a 3rd world country.

I wish I didn't have to take a shower.

[Jacob]

Granted, but your body will smell like.... *CENSORED*

I wish thesuperdingos would not leave.

[Aileenhu]

Granted, but then they turn evil. (BWAHAHA!!!)

I wish I was more evil than random.

[Jacob]

Granted, but you'll be thrown in prison.

I wish I didn't have to say "I wish."

[Teesie]

Granted, but then you'll wish you had.

I wish that the darn cable company would actually solve a customer service issue instead of running around in circles for week, after week, after week...

[Jacob]

Granted, but they are too busy thinking about their paycheque

I wish if you go to a Christain school and you are not Christain you don't have to learn about Christainity.

[Aileenhu]

Granted, but then people argue yes, it is a catholic school.

I wish my school wasn't so expensive.

[Teesie]

Granted, but then it would be a slum school and you wouldn't learn as much.

I wish my neck didn't hurt so bad.

But then again, you can't dance wildly to 80s Rock music for hours on end without suffering some kind of consequences. Still, wanna do it some more though. It's too fun not to.

[Bighuey]

Granted, but if your neck didnt your back would

I wish I could cook something decent