Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Adeboye]

Wish! Wish!! Wish!!!
We can't have everything.
I wish I was number 1 PROTUS though.

[rssllue]

Granted, but now they collapse altogether.

I wish shows didn't have to take breaks.

Granted, but they never take any breaks at all...ever! And you are constantly missing the best scenes when you have to go to the bathroom...and eat...and sleep.

I wish you could watch your shows better.

[Gravy]

Granted, but now I'm an Android with no bodily functions.

I wish shows didn't have to end!

[rssllue]

Granted, but that it too similar to your last wish so it also results in every show immediately blinking out of existence and memory.

I wish I could ride in a stagecoach.

[DATo]

Granted: You are a stagecoach seat and people rest their posteriors on you every day.

I wish I owned a Van Gogh painting.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it is by Ralph Van Gogh from Paris, Texas...no relation.

I wish I owned a Delorean.

[DATo]

Granted: But it is the one depicted in the movie and it is now in another time dimension.

I wish Ralph Van Gogh's (From Paris, Texas) paintings were more valuable than Vincent Van Gogh's.

[rssllue]

Granted, but they burn out your retinas if you look at them so nobody wants to buy them anymore.

I wish I had a nice paper route.

[Gravy]

Granted, but people read the paper electronically now, and you get fired for breaking all the expensive 'papers' when you throw them.

I wish everyone had to do what I say

[rssllue]

Granted, but you can no longer talk.

I wish nobody could wish anymore.

[Gravy]

Ummm...granted, but now you broke the thread

[rssllue]

Oh dear.

[Gravy]

Now what?

[rssllue]

Just lock it up and walk away I guess.

[Gravy]

I wish you hadn't broken the thread