Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Major]

Granted but it has no water in it only dust.
I wish I was back in this game

[rssllue]

Granted, but you can never be clever enough to win.

I wish I had a tennis court in my backyard.

[Gravy]

Granted, but now you hate tennis.

I wish I had one, too.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you unknowingly built it over a sinkhole.

I wish I had perfect sense.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's your sense of smell.

I wish everything made sense.

[rssllue]

Granted, but to everybody but you only.

I wish entropy did not occur.

[Major]

Granted, but the knowledge makes you feel run down.
I wish I was adored by all.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it's because everybody wants to eat you.

I wish for world peace.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it can only be acheived by separating groups of people like school children. "You, go sit in that corner, and you, go sit in that corner. You, go put your head down on your desk... Well, then you shouldn't have pulled her hair, should you have?"

I wish that didn't often seem like the best option.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it still is.

I wish I hadn't opened that can of worms.

[Amagine]

Granted, but opening up cans of worms is a habit for you.

I wish that it was always sunny.

[Gravy]

Granted, but then all the plants eventually die.

I wish I could be outside today.

[Amagine]

Granted. Now you're caught in a storm.

I wish I was richer than Warren Buffett.

[Gravy]

Granted, but money means nothing after the apocalypse.

I wish I had magic.

[Amagine]

Granted, but the only magic you have is the ability to grow your nails long.

I wish I could fly.