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Out comes a heart attack.

I put in a tin of soup ...
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Out comes a box of crackers.

I put in a screwdriver.
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Out comes a hammer.

I put in a wig ...
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Out comes a barrister. (Most likely Rumpole!) :D

I put in some saltine crackers.
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Out comes a very dry throat.

I put in a Flake ...
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Out comes Head and Shoulders shampoo.

I put in a skein of yarn.
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Out comes a sweater.

I put in the universe ...
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Out comes the center of the universe.

I put in an army of ants.
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Out comes an ant of armies.

I put in a loaf of bread ...
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Out comes toast of course!

I put in a bike, a shovel, and a stopwatch.
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Out comes homicide.

I put in a corpse ...
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Out comes a CSI.

I put in a radiator.
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Out comes an expensive gas bill.

I put in a mosquito ...
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Out comes a Coast.

I put in a bad cat
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Out comes a scared little kitty who promises to be nice and never disobey again!


I put in the mouse he caught
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