The Randomness Thread

[Gravy]

Which kind of red head joke do you agree with...

Not so hot
Or
Red hot
?

-- 18 Nov 2014, 03:49 --

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like “I’m one of those males who love redheads”

[Ryan]

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

Triple target ... I love it!

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Cats sleep a lot.

[Gravy]

So do dogs...
But not as much as ferrets...

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Ferrets are cute little balls when they sleep. Aww.

[ALynnPowers]

I tried to negotiate with a redhead once... that didn't go so well.

[Gravy]

Ferrets are cute little balls when they sleep. Aww.

Yeah...until they freak you out because you can't wake them up
Or because they're running around, bits going in all different directions!

I tried to negotiate with a redhead once... that didn't go so well.

Darn right!
You shouldn't even try...waste of everyones time

What do you call a tall red head?

A gingiraffe

[Ryan]

Q: What do you call a Ginger in a Porn film?

A: Cameraman.

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Ferrets are cute little balls when they sleep. Aww.

Yeah...until they freak you out because you can't wake them up
Or because they're running around, bits going in all different directions!

That's why I only go to look at them sleeping at the pet stores.

[Ryan]

Ferrets are cute little balls when they sleep. Aww.

Yeah...until they freak you out because you can't wake them up
Or because they're running around, bits going in all different directions!

That's why I only go to look at them sleeping at the pet stores.

A friend of mine had a ferret and it smelt so terribly. Do they all smell so badly or was it just that particular ferret?

[PashaRu]

Judge Judy is the highest paid TV star. She makes $47 million a year, and only works 52 days a year.

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A friend of mine had a ferret and it smelt so terribly. Do they all smell so badly or was it just that particular ferret?

They do seem have have a very distinctive odor to them in the stores.

[Gravy]

A friend of mine had a ferret and it smelt so terribly. Do they all smell so badly or was it just that particular ferret?

They're related to skunks so they do have a smell about them.
They have different sets of glands that secrete the scent.
Like skunks they have a set to "spray" but it's not as bad as skunks...thes are normally surgically removed upon being fixed.
If the ferret was fixed the major glands were probably gone. If not it would probably still have them.
I've been around both...
Also males will smell stronger than females
I don't mind the smell of a descented ferret at all...just a bit musky.

Random ferret factoid...
Females must be either fixed or bred or they will get sick and die.

[Ryan]

A friend of mine had a ferret and it smelt so terribly. Do they all smell so badly or was it just that particular ferret?

They're related to skunks so they do have a smell about them.
They have different sets of glands that secrete the scent.
Like skunks they have a set to "spray" but it's not as bad as skunks...thes are normally surgically removed upon being fixed.
If the ferret was fixed the major glands were probably gone. If not it would probably still have them.
I've been around both...
Also males will smell stronger than females
I don't mind the smell of a descented ferret at all...just a bit musky.

Random ferret factoid...
Females must be either fixed or bred or they will get sick and die.

I guess my friend's had a sort of "midwiff", you know? Stinky, but not completely intolerable. It was male, I think

[Gravy]

I love ferrets...
They're like perpetual two year olds
The little weasel war dance they do is hilarious!