Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

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Granted. Here's your 18 cents.

I wish for a spotless car.

[Gravy]

Granted, but now it has streaks.

I wish I had a genie.

[rssllue]

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish I had a new shirt.

[Gravy]

Ouch!

Granted, but it's not a good color.

I wish my genie didn't hate me

[Amagine]

Granted, but five minutes later, he hates you again.

I wish I could meet my favorite author.

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Granted, but they treat their fans very boorishly.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

[Gravy]

Granted, but everythingeverything's in the wrong place.

I wish more people cared about other people.

[rssllue]

Granted, but the one's who don't start slaughtering all of the ones who do.

I wish the neighbors would be good to each other.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's because they've teamed up against you

I wish everyone loved cats.

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Granted, but then they kill all the other animals to protect their favorite felines.

I wish cats loved people more.

[Gravy]

Granted, but they've all grown to enormous size, and it's really not good for your health.

I wish I could magically have anything I ever needed, when I needed it.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you forget how exactly that works.

I wish I owned a ranch.

[Gravy]

Granted, but you raise ostriches. Don't worry, I hear they taste just like beef.

I wish for a more peaceful existence.

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Granted. Everybody else has disappeared.

I wish I had a villa.

[Gravy]

Granted, but you'r stuck there because of the zombie apocalypse.

I wish I was out in the fresh air.