Rules of life

[suzy1124]

Never date a man who favors " dutch treat "...GIMMEE A BREAK! ( i have gal-pals for that ) ..

It's true, " ppl really tell you WHO they are "

All ya hafta do is just " listen " and watch them dig their own grave....

[Bighuey]

I dated a woman like that once, but what was unusual she insisted on going Dutch. Worked for me.

[suzy1124]

" Most things can be fixed w/ Duct tape or extension cords "..........Senator Ted Cruz

[Bighuey]

That sounds like my toolbox. A roll of duct tape, a pair of vise-grips and a Crescent wrench. Thats all you need.

[Carla Hurst-Chandler]

That sounds like my toolbox. A roll of duct tape, a pair of vise-grips and a Crescent wrench. Thats all you need.

And WD-40, of course...lol!

[suzy1124]

Always know where the Plunger is...

[Carla Hurst-Chandler]

Sometimes you have to just nod, smile and be agreeable

[Bighuey]

Never use an areosol can unless its pointed away from you.

[Carla Hurst-Chandler]

Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.

[suzy1124]

Never use an areosol can unless its pointed away from you.

Especially when it's Red Paint

[Bighuey]

Or paint remover. When I worked for the freight lines, we used spray paint remover to take hazardous materials placards off of trailers, it just melted them away, then you wiped it off with a rag. This one dumb ass sprayed with the nozzle pointing towards him and got burnt pretty bad. After that they wouldnt let us use it any more. We had to scrape them off with a paint scraper and it was a miserable job. That dummy had a lot of new names which I wont repeat here.

[Carla Hurst-Chandler]

envisioning "Sorry Sir. Your paint remover rights have been suspended until further notice..."

Never let a beautiful Falll Day go unnoticed

[suzy1124]

" What the world needs is more humility, there are so few of us left "...Oscar Levant..

[Carla Hurst-Chandler]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

[suzy1124]

" Take risks, live a little , Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you "