The Randomness Thread

[Ryan]

Random ferret factoid...
Females must be either fixed or bred or they will get sick and die.

And some women complain they have it bad! At least they're not biologically wired for destruction whenever they're not pregnant or hooked up. Peer pressure is the least of the ferret's concerns!

[Gravy]

You're bad!!!

This is why you keep getting banned!

[Ryan]

That's not bad at all! Some women do complain and peer pressure really is the least of the ferret's concerns. Poor thing will flake out if it hasn't had a lover for a couple of years! We all have it easy compared to that!

[Gravy]

So...
Do you have any positive red head jokes in your repertoire?

[Ryan]

Unfortunately, I don't think there are any

Do you know any?

[Gravy]

I think there are some...
And some are in the interpretation...
Such as...
You can sleep with a blonde...
And you can sleep with a brunette...
But you'll never sleep with a red head
(I choose to take this as get any sleep...)

Found this one and had to post it...

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde
gave the redhead the $50.

The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".

The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".

So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock
news, so I can't take your money".

"Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"

[Ryan]

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde
gave the redhead the $50.

The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".

The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".

So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock
news, so I can't take your money".

"Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"

Haha! Do you know any speech impediment jokes? That would be something that would relate to me

[Gravy]

Not really...
Too bad you're not blonde...

[Ryan]

Find some about people with black hair, then!

[Gravy]

.....or I could always go the male route...

-- 19 Nov 2014, 18:33 --

What do you call a gay ginger?

[Ryan]

I don't know, but I'm sure you're going to tell me

[Gravy]

Flaming

[Ryan]

Flaming

Huh?

[Gravy]

Flaming

Huh?

Have you never heard the term flaming gay?
If not...look up Carson Kressley...
Anyway...think Liberace

[Ryan]

Oh ... no, I didn't. Is that an Australian idiom?

-- 20 Nov 2014, 02:41 --

You are Australian, aren't you?