Movie title game

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 28 Jul 2012, 19:51

The OD Couple
This one I stayed awake for. Only because after I sat down, my sciatica nerve went postal. I was in such pain I
couldn't have slept through "The Minutes of The Puyallup Chapter of The John Birch, FY 1988, 89, and 90" And we all know how I feel about THAT.
The movie(OD is short for, you guessed it, Overdose) is an initial offering(and hopefully last) by a self-proclaimed
stoner and indie aficionado, sundud_baby. Apparently sundud(the name is a reference to Redford's Independent
Film Festival held every year in Sundance, Utah) got so tired of shopping her script for TODC to potential investors,
that she and the other half of sundud_baby, sunbud, decided to take down a pawn shop in their hometown of Ponyloaf,
Kansas to capitalize the production. The robbery was captured in its entirety by a Sanyo DVD Recorder they appropriated as part of the robbery. The sunduds are obviously big Quentin Tarentino fans because the robbery has
certain attributes identical to the robbery in the opening scene of Pulp Fiction. One of the robbers even attempts
to do Tim Roths accent, but the effort never reaches plausibility, and soon reverts to that awful, singsong twang
native to trailer parks and meth labs throughout the US. The rest of the movie are random conversations between dud
and bud and the friends she's made after joining an online website for cute, quotable, expectant mothers. dud and bud
are so stoned all the time they often forget which one of them is preggers(I think that's stoner slang for pregnant).
Fortunately for me, my sciatica nerve normalized and I was able to exit the theater under my own power. Before I
exited I threw up on a faux potted palm tree and felt much better. I was also spared the Coolest Name for My Baby
Marathon, which through the wonders oftime-lapsephotography, appeared to have entered its third week of grueling, oppressive banality. I give it 10 yawns out of a possible 10.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 28 Jul 2012, 20:18

Dame - Busby Berkley retires from show business, moves to England where he marries a wealthy titled society woman and opens a home for down-and-out chorus girls.

The Evil Dad - Family film about a dedicated single father who raises his son to be a vampire.

KO 281 - Prizefighter sets world record for knockouts after being inspired by watching Citizen Kane.

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 28 Jul 2012, 23:29

Mr. Huey:
Good evening, Sir. Hope you are well and brimming with the joie d'vie we all should be. This is rather awkward,
and under normal circumstances I wouldn't even consider it. As the most senior member of The Board of Whats Funny
and Whats Not, I've been given the rather unpleasant task of informing you that your membership has been revoked.
Further, we are in the process of selling it to Flip Wilson, who I've never met, but understand is a colored version of
one of my favorite jesters, Fibber. If you''ll remember he was the bald guy who was teamed with Molly, another
iconic comedian. I'm really sorry to have been the BEAR of bad tidings, but you know what they say, "Sometimes
you eat the BEAR and sometimes the BEAR eats you. So just grin and BEAR it!!!!!!!!!!

Comedically Yours,
Cornbread R Square

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 Jul 2012, 08:43

Huh?
Sows of Kilimanjaro -Fascinating documentary about pig farming in Africa.

Nightwig - Man becomes famous for inventing a hairpeice that glows in the dark.

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 29 Jul 2012, 11:21

Point Bank Lee Marvin robs a bank
Point Tank Lee Marvin robs a tank
Point S*ank....................s*ank
Point Lank Lee robs a thin person
Point Less Lee runs out of excuses

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 Jul 2012, 11:48

The Tie Machine - Story of one man's lifetime struggle to come up with a device to tie shoes, but failed miserably. He didnt figure on velcro fasteners.

Jurassic Par - Information video on how to teach dinosaurs to play golf.

War of the Words - Another uninspiring story of the current presidential race.

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 29 Jul 2012, 13:58

The Bi Red One Well-decorated Apache asks E. Lee Ermey to marry him.
Rebel Without a Car. Someone steels the car to be used in the (off the cliff) drag scene. Instead of drag race, young
hood just runs off cliff.
Full Medal Joker "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
West Side Store Early Andy Warhol short, starring Viva as a bohemian sitting in a West Side Store, naked.
"Colored TV in America" Line from popular West Side Story paying tribute to Amos N Andy Show. Line is deleted
from song when Leonard Bernstein yields to pressure from NAACP, who insist that they be referred to as
"Negroes", instead of "Coloreds". Later show is cancelled because of its supposed 'rascist" depictions of shines.
The date of the last show is commemorated in Alabama as "The Last Time Uh Ni**** Ever Said Anything Funny Day"

Sorry they revoked your membership. I can take you to Bingo Night with a Guest Pass. Does that help?

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 Jul 2012, 18:56

The Pe Man-Medical drama about bladder control.

The 9 Steps - Low-budget remake of the Alfred Hitchcock classic.

Rain That Wouldnt Die - Docudrama about life in Seattle.

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 29 Jul 2012, 19:19

OJ From Muskogee Updated version of the old TV Show, The Fugitive, starring David Janssen. The Fugitive was
actually based on the real-life drama of Dr. Sam Shepard, who was convicted of murdering his wife. In The Fugitive,
Janssen spends all his time looking for "the real killers". Sound familiar? In the new show, Denzel(who else)
plays double murderer, OJ Simpson whose tired of running, so marries a naive country girl in Muskogee and settles down.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 Jul 2012, 19:45

Five Minutes to Lie - Towards the end of a speech by President Obama, the teleprompter quits working.

The lee Marvin is your best. Cool.

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 30 Jul 2012, 01:12

Psyched Remake of the Hitchcock classic except the surfer milieu supplants creepy Anthony Perkins living
in creepy nathanial hawthorne house. Cowabunga is a major dude, totally tubular, dancing the waves, banging
the honies and cruisin the ave(surfer talk for avenue) in his bitchin', Bondo dappled '71 Pinto. To call C-bunga
"psyched" is an understatement.

-- 30 Jul 2012, 02:21 --

Kute Story of working girl(Jane Fondle) and her shrink(Donald Dreamland). Kute makes alot of money hookin
and gives most of it to Dreamland.

Maud Fitch · Post by **Maud Fitch** » 30 Jul 2012, 02:14

Wild Fogs - starring Tim Allen (real surname Dick) and John Revolver, a story about a bunch of buddies who leave their city jobs and go on a road trip through some pretty scary fogs.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 30 Jul 2012, 08:38

Dr. Kildares Range Case - Exciting western about a specialist who treats the Durango Kid for saddle sores.

@ Maud, I like your avatar. Welcome to this bit of silliness.

pi_r_round · Post by **pi_r_round** » 31 Jul 2012, 03:52

Banned on The Run
A remake of one of Sir Winnies(Churchill) favorite Robin Dude stories.
One of Robin's desperadoes(I forget his name, but he's the one that always
wears the Calvin Klein leotards), steals a mince Pi cooling on the window sill
of The Duchess of Nookiehams, the wife of The Sheriff of Nookiehams. The
Sheriff organizes a Posse of Pu**ies(dressed in tiedye CK leotards) to hunt down
the notorious Pi thief nicknamed Bearded Clem, so called because of
the manly growth of hair around his pie hole.

-- 31 Jul 2012, 07:27 --

Bighuey wrote:Dr. Kildares Range Case - Exciting western about a specialist who treats the Durango Kid for saddle sores.

@ Maud, I like your avatar. Welcome to this bit of silliness.

@Mr Bighuey: Sir: Dont leave me out here all by myself!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm surrounded on all sides. Pretty soon I'll be staring at the whites
of their eyes. The Catholic League of Decency, MothersAgainstDrunkDrivers,
DrunkDriversAgainstMothers, PETA, Beau Geste, Goodwill, Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Similes and Metaphors, and Doprah are all screaming
for my head!!!!!!!!!!!!They want to drag my statue, The Monument to Bad Taste,
to the foundry and make urinals and fire hydrants out of it. I haven't even made
the first payment on it!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 31 Jul 2012, 08:54

Thats terrible, Pi. Where would the world be without bad taste?

Error At The Red Wolf Inn - Action packed film where a drunk accidently stumbles into a honeymoon suite.

The World Gone Ma - Sci-fi story of where Pat OBrien comes up with a formula to make men pregnant.