Rules of life

[Maud Fitch]

The Pollyanna in me always comes out when I read threads like this one. I always try to approach people with a smile and, in reverse, return the compliment. Usually a smile is a positive place to start a discussion.

Quote "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar".

[C0ldf1re]

Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand.

So very true

If you remark to a woman, "Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand", and she answers, "So very true", then never, ever, ever, go into a kitchen with her. She clearly knows from experience how dangerous she is!

[primrose777]

Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand.

So very true

If you remark to a woman, "Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand", and she answers, "So very true", then never, ever, ever, go into a kitchen with her. She clearly knows from experience how dangerous she is!

Oh yeah

[C0ldf1re]

If you remark to a woman, "Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand", and she answers, "So very true", then never, ever, ever, go into a kitchen with her. She clearly knows from experience how dangerous she is!

Oh yeah

If you remark to a woman, "She clearly knows from experience how dangerous she is!", and she answers, "Oh yeah", then you may well be in for a lot of fun. But tie her down first. Just to be on the safe side.

[primrose777]

If you remark to a woman, "Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand", and she answers, "So very true", then never, ever, ever, go into a kitchen with her. She clearly knows from e xperience how dangerous she is!

Oh yeah [/quote
If you remark to a woman, "She clearly knows from experience how dangerous she is!", and she answers, "Oh yeah", then you may well be in for a lot of fun. But tie her down first. Just to be on the safe side. [/quot

[Fran]

If you remark to a woman, "She clearly knows from experience how dangerous she is!", and she answers, "Oh yeah", then you may well be in for a lot of fun. But tie her down first. Just to be on the safe side. [/quot

Funny how everything ends up back at the 50 Shxxxx etc etc

[C0ldf1re]

... But tie her down first. Just to be on the safe side.

You might casually let it slip in conversation that you like to tie a woman down...

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And if a woman replies with a smile, now is the time to check that you've got all the knots out of your ropes...

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And if two women reply with smiles, now is the time to go on a high-protein-high-vitamin diet. You may be facing a test of your manhood.

[Fran]

@C0ldf1re
Are you doing laps in preparation for the great challenge awaiting you?

[C0ldf1re]

@C0ldf1re... Are you doing laps in preparation for the great challenge awaiting you?

One step at a time, dear. I'm trying to find my old copy of A Manual of Seamanship. I've got to revise my knot tying.

[laci_baby]

Check the toilet paper roll before you use the loo..

[Bighuey]

Never fry bacon in the nude.

[Ant]

If it sounds too good to be true......then it usually is.

[becky119]

If it sounds too good to be true......then it usually is.

That's a good one!!

[Bighuey]

Hot handles look just like cold handles.

[Ant]

The last 4 posts are ones you learn from harsh experience
One that I learnt from harsh experience was to never trust an indicator (turn signal) on a vehicle, just because it's flashing don't mean they are turning. DOH