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When an an agnostic dies, does he go to the great perhaps?
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Why is a boxing RING square?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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why is there only one monopolies commission ?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what are the others here for?
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If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, why practice?
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If there were no eternity an awful lot of books would have to be renamed.
I'm sure you can add your own but here is my list:

Eternity Embraced by Larissa Ione
Fragile Eternity by Melissa Marr
Eternity in Death by J D Robb
Eternity by Maggie Shayne
Eternity by Jude Deveraux
Eternity Base by Bob Mayer
Highway Of Eternity by Clifford D Simak
Eternity Road by Jack McDevitt
The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer
The Siege Of Eternity by Frederik Pohl
From Here To Eternity by James Jones
A Whisper Of Eternity by Amanda Ashley
Caller from Eternity by Kurt Brand
The Price of Eternity by Devyn Quinn
The Eye Of Eternity by Maggie Furey
Sailing Bright Eternity by Gregory Benford
The Well Of Eternity by Richard A Knaak
The Kings Of Eternity by Eric Brown
Empress Of Eternity by L E Modesitt, Jr
My Lord Eternity by Deborah Raleigh
The Palace of Eternity by Bob Shaw
The Pillars of Eternity by Barrington J Bayley
Threshold of Eternity by John Brunner
Brink Of Eternity by Caris Roane
Time For Eternity by Susan Squires
etc, etc,
and ever-popular The End of Eternity by Isaac Asimov.
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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...how gorgeous women fall for vile and ugly men with nothing going for them

...how only safe drivers crash- dangerous drivers always seem to get bailed out, safe ones get unlucky.

...why parents dont ever tell their noisy and screaming kids to pipe down and instead just ignore them..

Funny world we live in :?
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If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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I am seriously befuddled considering these conundrums :lol:
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Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
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Dark matter. (need I say more?)
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