Tweedle Dee is Tweedle Dum

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 12 Oct 2010, 13:51

WHAT? No!
He act's like he comes around for "fatherly" duties, but really he's just there to make me mad.

As i said *nods head* "uhhuh!"

Stinkin' Fascist · Post by **Stinkin' Fascist** » 13 Oct 2010, 17:31

Ohhhh... Haha, I got you now.

haha, you should hide Yoshi (or cavity, whoever happens to be with you) one day at a friends house or something, and when he comes over say "Oh, I gave him/her away because they were a hassle." Or "they reminded me of you and how annoying you are." Or... haha "I'm moving and can't take pets with me. So I just gave him/her away." Or sold them.

Hahaha, genius!

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 13 Oct 2010, 22:41

True... genius..except he knows i'd be lying.
Hello? I JUST told you im not a good liar!!!
He knows i wouldnt anyway.... they're the babies!

Ugh. I died my hair white but it has a wierd blue/grey glow to it and my boss is being all stupid so i have to go and get it lightened. Lucky Lucky me! Grrr...

Stinkin' Fascist · Post by **Stinkin' Fascist** » 15 Oct 2010, 17:24

You could say you have a mineral deficiency that causes that to happen no matter what color it is...

Goodness!
Why can't you be a good liar?
I have all of these amazing excuses (as stated above for hair) but no matter how simple, you just won't do it!
UGH.

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 17 Oct 2010, 13:20

I dont know why... my eye twitches, i mumble and i can't look the "being lied to person" in the eye. I'm horrible at it.

(not looking in eyes(haha)) *mumble* Fascist i didn't miss you at all while i was gone ( twitch.... ) *hand smacks eye* AHH!
See? I suck at lying.

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 17 Oct 2010, 15:37

laci_baby wrote:I dont know why... my eye twitches, i mumble and i can't look the "being lied to person" in the eye. I'm horrible at it.

(not looking in eyes(haha)) *mumble* Fascist i didn't miss you at all while i was gone ( twitch.... ) *hand smacks eye* AHH!
See? I suck at lying.

Just to come into this, i also am one of those people who simply cannot lie to other people, my face gets all red, i stumble over my words, start scratching my nose and my throat gets dry-recently i lied to a workmate about going to a match (i was lazy on the day and stayed at home) but he started questioning me about where i parked, how much they charged for the parking etc, i just gave one word answers and changed the subject but he wouldnt give up and at the end we both knew that i was lying....and i vowed to never lie again because people are just too hard to fool and honesty really is the best policy...yuck, corn on the cob!

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 17 Oct 2010, 16:02

Dont you hate that! When you both know your lying? That's the worst feeling ever.... I dont see how other people do it.
This is also the reason that i suck at poker... everyone can always see my bluff. Ugh.

Corn on the cob?

Stinkin' Fascist · Post by **Stinkin' Fascist** » 18 Oct 2010, 02:52

Ha, could be because you're from Poplar Bluff or something? it's in your blood.
Haha, get it? Yeah... no? Okay... Haha.

Haha, I don't like lying all the time, but I'm dang good at it haha. And yes, proud to say. Because it's gotten me out of a lot, though unintentional. And usually to not hurt someone haha.

But yes, I promise to tell my kiddies (should I ever have any...) to not lie haha, 'cause it's bad.

Haha, I was in heaven while you were gone!

See how easy that was for me Dum? Hahaha.

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 18 Oct 2010, 05:35

laci_baby wrote:Dont you hate that! When you both know your lying? That's the worst feeling ever.... I dont see how other people do it.
This is also the reason that i suck at poker... everyone can always see my bluff. Ugh.

Yeah, its bad because you cant very well turn around and say "Oh by the way, everything i just said was a heap of lies", you just gotta ride it out and accept that the person probably wont ever see you in the same light again, which is why i am not lying again, im just useless at it.

laci_baby wrote: Corn on the cob?

Ha, yeah i had just said honesty is the best policy such a corny line, i felt like the end of a Waltons episode....

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 18 Oct 2010, 05:35

StephenKingman wrote:
laci_baby wrote:I dont know why... my eye twitches, i mumble and i can't look the "being lied to person" in the eye. I'm horrible at it.

(not looking in eyes(haha)) *mumble* Fascist i didn't miss you at all while i was gone ( twitch.... ) *hand smacks eye* AHH!
See? I suck at lying.
Just to come into this, i also am one of those people who simply cannot lie to other people, my face gets all red, i stumble over my words, start scratching my nose and my throat gets dry-recently i lied to a workmate about going to a match (i was lazy on the day and stayed at home) but he started questioning me about where i parked, how much they charged for the parking etc, i just gave one word answers and changed the subject but he wouldnt give up and at the end we both knew that i was lying....and i vowed to never lie again because people are just too hard to fool and honesty really is the best policy...yuck, corn on the cob!

StephenKingman ... you have a workmate trained by the KGB?

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 18 Oct 2010, 05:37

Fran wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:
laci_baby wrote:I dont know why... my eye twitches, i mumble and i can't look the "being lied to person" in the eye. I'm horrible at it.

(not looking in eyes(haha)) *mumble* Fascist i didn't miss you at all while i was gone ( twitch.... ) *hand smacks eye* AHH!
See? I suck at lying.
Just to come into this, i also am one of those people who simply cannot lie to other people, my face gets all red, i stumble over my words, start scratching my nose and my throat gets dry-recently i lied to a workmate about going to a match (i was lazy on the day and stayed at home) but he started questioning me about where i parked, how much they charged for the parking etc, i just gave one word answers and changed the subject but he wouldnt give up and at the end we both knew that i was lying....and i vowed to never lie again because people are just too hard to fool and honesty really is the best policy...yuck, corn on the cob!
StephenKingman ... you have a workmate trained by the KGB?

Not quite Fran, i just made the mistalke of telling him i parked in Heuston Station and walked from there to Croke Park, despite the distance and rain, oops! He was so used to going to these matches that he prob saw right through me.