Room 101

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 May 2012, 08:42

That bugs me too. Holding a door open for someone and a whole herd goes through. When I was a kid you never wore a hat in the house. It wasnt considered good manners. And you always made sure ladies were seated before a man sat down, and open car doors for ladies. I still do that, one woman I dated thought that was odd, no one ever did that for her before. Its just common courtesy, good manners are important. And unruly kids, that also bugs me. Some of those little bastards need a good dose of dicipline over a knee with a paddle.

Ant · Post by **Ant** » 29 May 2012, 15:14

Can someone put stubbing your f****** toe in room 101, I just did it and it really hurts.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 29 May 2012, 15:29

Ant wrote:Can someone put stubbing your f****** toe in room 101, I just did it and it really hurts.

Now, why did you that Ant?

Ant · Post by **Ant** » 29 May 2012, 15:39

Just why does it hurt so much? I've had a few injuries over time but stubbing your toe really really hurts.....easing off a bit now though.

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 29 May 2012, 18:10

If you stub your toe, anything goes. You're allowed to:
1. Animate inanimate objects.
2. Deny God's Existence.
3. Praise God's Ubiquity.
4. Eat aspirin like popcorn. With a Dewars chaser.
5. Beat the offending inanimate object with a 5 lb hammer.
Like I say, anything goes. I like option #5 best myself. That's why nearly every room in the Din household is
furnished with a 5 lb hammer. I like to think that the presence of The 5 Lb Hammer in a room serves as a reminder
to the Inanimate Objects in that room that Mr. Hammer is more than just a pretty face. Cuidado, Senor Martillo
es Justicia!!! Pregunta "Bighuey", El Padre de Pan Blanco.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 May 2012, 19:00

A 5 lb. hammer is good. Ive also found a good heavy pair of steel-toed boots is very effective for kicking and stomping.

I kept stubbing my toe on the &%#$ vaccum cleaner until I got some smarts and moved the damn thing. I would have used steel-toed boots on it but it dosent belong to me.

Im flattered, Din. The father of white bread. Sad thing is, I dont even like white bread. Tastes too much like wallpaper paste.

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 29 May 2012, 19:53

Escucha bien, Ugito. In Mejico, the term "Pan Blanco" is used as a generic reference to bread produced in a
"maquiladora"(factory) and not locally. It's used mostly in restaurants that cater to turistas, for French toast,
sandwiches, garlic bread, etc. These restaurants use "Pan Blanco" cause its SLICED. And that's where you come in.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 May 2012, 20:11

Cool. I Learn something new every day. It must be a lot different from this Bimbo bread they have around here. Horrible stuff, but good enough for tourists, I suppose.

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 29 May 2012, 20:15

Bighuey wrote:Cool. I Learn something new every day. It must be a lot different from this Bimbo bread they have around here. Horrible stuff, but good enough for tourists, I suppose.

It is Bimbo bread. Bimbo and Blanco are the same bread.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 May 2012, 21:16

Bimbo has a multi-grain that isnt too bad, but its not the best. I get bread from a local bakery. Its a little pricey, but a whole lot better.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 30 May 2012, 09:01

I thought you called it Bimbo bread because the baker was blonde

@Bighuey
You're problem with the vacuum cleaner reminded me again of my song ..... what do you call it? You know the one about the dog & life getting tedious ..... come on give me the title again quick so I can YouTube it

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 30 May 2012, 09:23

Fran wrote:I thought you called it Bimbo bread because the baker was blonde

@Bighuey
You're problem with the vacuum cleaner reminded me again of my song ..... what do you call it? You know the one about the dog & life getting tedious ..... come on give me the title again quick so I can YouTube it

Not many blondes around here, Fran. Lots of Bimbos, but not many blondes.

I wish I could remember that song, when I was a kid I used to hear it all the time, but I dont remember the name or the artist. There was another silly song that came out about that same time, something about a ruptured duck. I forgot the name, but the group was Cactus Pryor and his Prickly Pears.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 30 May 2012, 12:47

Bighuey wrote:
Fran wrote:I thought you called it Bimbo bread because the baker was blonde

@Bighuey
You're problem with the vacuum cleaner reminded me again of my song ..... what do you call it? You know the one about the dog & life getting tedious ..... come on give me the title again quick so I can YouTube it
Not many blondes around here, Fran. Lots of Bimbos, but not many blondes.

I wish I could remember that song, when I was a kid I used to hear it all the time, but I dont remember the name or the artist. There was another silly song that came out about that same time, something about a ruptured duck. I forgot the name, but the group was Cactus Pryor and his Prickly Pears.

Found it .... all for you Bighuey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOf_Yfffo2Q

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 30 May 2012, 13:30

If the baker was blonde, then you'd call the bread "OK"(Not really good, but not really baaaaaaad). If the baker was
a sly coquette beseiged with gifts and furtive promises of "amor" from an unrequitted public, you'd call the bread
"A World Class Bimbo." Hope this provides a measure of clarity.