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A White Sports Car and a Pink Crustacean
Mr Magoo marries a lobster and they elope in a white golf cart, which he has mistaken
for his White '75 Pacer. Oh Magoo...............
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White Pong - An albino gorilla and George of the Jungle team up and invent the first video game.
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South Pathetic starring Mary Martian and EnzoWhatshisname
Parody of the Ragged and Hammerhead(when you're a shark, you're a shark all the way) musical.
The highlight of the production is Mary Martian's rendition of "Bloody Mary" which she sings to
the other members in her AAA Club. Miss Martian, who is an alcoholic, is also a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
and has forgotten which meeting she is attending. Instead of celebrating her first year of sobriety, she soon
realizes she is singing to a bunch of horny old men gathered at an airport bar to receive plaques honoring one
year of accident-free driving. What a revoltin' development!!!!!!!!!
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White Nose-Intense drama about a beer drinking contest.
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Frid Green Tomatoes--Dark Shadows goes south!

The Filth and the Fur--Sex Pistols run a pet store.

Opra--A young girl is kidnapped and forced to watch bad tv talk shows...

yep, time for bed.
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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The Green Love - Latest Star Trek movie where Uhura has an affair with Spock.

That really did happen in the latest Star trek movie.
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Cool Hand Uke--Tiny Tim eats a ton of eggs and breaks out of prison a lot. Nobody cares.

Reservoir Dos--Mr. White, Mr. Orange, Mr. Blond, Mr. Pink, Mr. Blue, and Mr. Brown steal a FAT system. Nobody cares.

Easerhead--The same exact movie as "Eraserhead". Nobody notices.
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Man With the Olden Arm - Tragic story of an ageing card shark.

The Indestructable Ma - Inspiring story of a single mother with 10 kids who works three jobs.

Lad in the Water - AKA The Son of Lady in the Water
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Sowgirls--Elizabeth Berkley gets really, really fat. It's still better than the original.
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Gone with the Win - Rhett Butler and Scarlett Ohara after the Civil war are broke, they team up and rob a Las Vegas casino.
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The Neo-Nazi Surfer Group, Papa and The OooMauMaus, sign a deal with the Ball Four Production Company
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iconoclastic world gone mad with the excesses of serialism(PMIWGMWTEOS). Check it dude: Each film is a variation of "Mein Kampf", a way heavy libro about NNSI(Neo-Nazi Surfer Icon), Shekl Gruber, and his struggles with ED
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Here are the peliculos, each one a stage in the quest for TPW(The Perfect Woody) in a PMIWGMWTEOS:
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2. Mein Did, Aber Mit Training Wheels--Viagara Induced Gemutlichkeit
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Old She - Heartwrenching story of an aged farmer who is going to put his old dog out of its misery, instead shoots his nagging wife.
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Lassie Come Home
We fade away, but vivid in our eyes
A world is born again that never dies.
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Had A Dog and His Blood was Blue
Story of a man and his dog, a Bluetick Coonhound. The man is given the dog as a birthday
gift by his wife. He is an avid hunter and Bluetick Coonhounds are exceptional hunting dogs.
Almost immediately, he sets about to train Duke(he later adds Swellington to the moniker,
as a way to register his contempt for the animal). Duke turns out to be as far removed
from the qualities his breed is famous for, as Liz Taylor was in her search for chastity.
Duke can't do anything right. His first encounter with a cat resulted in a three day stay
in a neighbors oak tree. Rather than remove Duke from the tree, Norm lets him stew in
his juices. About the only species not turning Duke catatonic are skunks. Eventually,
several families of skunks take over the cellar, thanks to Dukes hospitality. In the end,
Duke's affinity for the maloderous vermin is his undoing. While chasing one of his stinky
friends across the Interstate, Duke is run over by an 18 wheeler. His last angle of repose
looked like a cheap throw rug that had spent the last 3 years as a welcome mat in a slaughterhouse. Norm's last measure of contempt for poor Duke was the engraving he
had worked into his headstone. It's a variation of a line from the folk song Ol Blue. The
line goes "had a dog and his name was blue." If you go to see this movie, make sure you have
absolutely nothing better to do.
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Word Woman - Conan the Barbarian's girlfriend dumps him and becomes a big success as a proof reader for Project Gutenberg.
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