Injuries anyone???

Stinkin' Fascist · Post by **Stinkin' Fascist** » 22 Nov 2010, 05:33

Haha, what?!

You can't tell me that your brain didn't think "butt cleavage" when you read that Dum.

So today I was playing with my crazy dog and she basically bit my eye, hahaha, her big front tooth connected pretty hard with my eye bone... It made it half close haha, and is tender... Then I was reaching for something at my brother's and I smacked my other eye bone on the corner super hard... So what happens as i'm rubbing it? My mum is red and tearful with laughter as I sit in pain. And my bro hit me while playing Wii, and went sliding into the kitchen and barely caught myself on the counters...
And when getting out of my sister in law's car i smacked my knee on the door which caused stuff to fall out of my pockets and me to fall on the ground... Nice.

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 22 Nov 2010, 09:31

Uh.. No. Cleavage (of any kind..) was not on my mind that day. haha

haha.... Goodness. Your little injuries are hilarious. Poor eye bone.... haha

Stinkin' Fascist · Post by **Stinkin' Fascist** » 24 Nov 2010, 20:28

Uh huh, sure Dum, sure...

Yeah, it was quite the fun day.
I walked into Chris' elbow today as he was swinging it back and it connected with my sternum pretty hard haha.

And Laikos got all excited when people walked into my room so she kept pushing on me and slammed my ankle into the corner of my bed, which caused me to lean forward and yell at her and in pain, then she hit me and I stabbed my finger with a needle since I was about to sew, which caused me to shoot forward and her to hit my ankle once again on the corner...
But I got smart, I threw my hand up so the needle missed this time. I just ended up against the wall.

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 28 Nov 2010, 23:35

Good job Dee. Laikos is quite the social bird, isn't she? Always excited... explains her backwards awesome name.

So i was leaving the house, for the first time in days i might add, to get some fresh air so maybe it will help me sleep. Well a neighbors English Bulldog was outside too. Lucky me, right? No. Peewee hates everyone except cats and squirrels. This combination baffles me beyond belief, and yet... Here i am taking a run when i am not a feline nor a squirrel. Apparently after realizing this Peewee started chasing after me snapping incessantly. I started freaking out and taking off faster, which of course made Peewee run faster and somehow i ended up falling down a hill, rolling SEVERAL feet, cracking my back into a tree and messing up my ankle. Again. This is what i get for going outside after days of no sleep. A cracked back and a sprained ankle. Which, of course, leads me back to bed. Where i cannot sleep. Ugh.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 28 Nov 2010, 23:44

laci_baby wrote:...This is what i get for going outside after days of no sleep. A cracked back and a sprained ankle. Which, of course, leads me back to bed. Where i cannot sleep. Ugh.

Try Excedrin PM, dear heart.

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 28 Nov 2010, 23:47

Thank you, Lonely. I'll keep that in mind. haha... Probably a lot safer.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 29 Nov 2010, 00:01

laci_baby wrote:Thank you, Lonely. I'll keep that in mind. haha... Probably a lot safer.

It works for me when I need it. Acetaminophen plus diphenhydramine citrate [as opposed to -hydrochloride in such preparations as Benadryl]. In any event, be careful.

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 29 Nov 2010, 03:44

I'm an Excedrin girl, myself. But i try not to take them if i dont have to. I normally will let a headache go on for atleast two days before taking anything for it, so i dont have anything in my system for as long as possible.
I grew up in a house that was pretty much if you had even an itch... you took a pill. After so long... i started worrying about my liver.

I hold out for as long as possible now.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 29 Nov 2010, 12:23

Sounds like me. I especially try to avoid taking something while at work. The last thing anyone needs is for me to be *zonked* on antihistamines while operating a forklift.

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 30 Nov 2010, 00:07

Good point... Zonked forklifts would hurt!

Stinkin' Fascist · Post by **Stinkin' Fascist** » 07 Dec 2010, 07:48

laci_baby wrote:Good point... Zonked forklifts would hurt!

But be funny as hell!

So so much has happened since I was last on here...

I went dirtbike riding without long socks and had to pull down my jeans under my riding pants around my ankles just to put some sort of barrier between my ankle and boots though I still got a painful raw peeled skin thingy.
And today whilst wrestling with my dear friend Lauren, I was being held upside down and proceeded to wrap around her neck with my legs, and then squeezed her legs so she fell. But then her weight crushed my ankle on my gaming rocking chair thing and gave my left ankle a matching raw skin thing as the right haha, along with a bruise. and 2 days ago while thinking I cleared the space between the counter and chair, I smacked my hip right into the pokey counter corner and got a swell bruise...

Then at softball on Sunday I swung at a ball and for some odd reason let go of the bat, so mid swing I caught the bat in some weird way which meant I smashed my right index finger hahaha. And then slid into 3rd under 2 people but went sliding so fast that i hit the base and kept going! So I just grabbed the base with my arm and hugged it hahaha. But oddly enough that caused my hand to hurt and not my bum...

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 05 Jan 2011, 13:06

Well considering i was hit by a car, thrown several feet and out of it for quite some time time would imply injuries, yes?
Ugh. For those of you that dont know i've been out for a while due to my being hit by a car. I know! Your just thinking Whoopeeeee right? Yays! haha. Not exactly.
Thanks to being hit by a car i received:
Three cracked ribs, a punctured lung, the tip of my index finger broke, and, of course, my ever messed up leg. Yays.

Anyway... i'm sorry for my absence but if it helps i missed you all!

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 05 Jan 2011, 13:33

Wow i had no idea Laci, im really sorry to hear that and i hope you are on the mend and getting stronger every day

laci_baby · Post by **laci_baby** » 05 Jan 2011, 13:47

Yea... I'm all good. Good thing i have a high tolerance for pain, eh? It was my fault, really. I'm just seeing it as one more notch to say "Hey i've done that!"

Always optimistic....

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 05 Jan 2011, 14:05

laci_baby wrote:Well considering i was hit by a car, thrown several feet and out of it for quite some time time would imply injuries, yes?
Ugh. For those of you that dont know i've been out for a while due to my being hit by a car. I know! Your just thinking Whoopeeeee right? Yays! haha. Not exactly.
Thanks to being hit by a car i received:
Three cracked ribs, a punctured lung, the tip of my index finger broke, and, of course, my ever messed up leg. Yays.
Anyway... i'm sorry for my absence but if it helps i missed you all!

Good lord you poor thing ... did the car survive? I'm only joking really sad you suffered & so glad you are back to us all in one piece.