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Out comes a virus

I put in a paper
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If its a newspaper, nothing comes out. Who reads papers anymore?

I put in a monkey
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Out comes a barrel-full!

I put in a toothbrush.
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Out comes minty freshness.

I put in a camel ...
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Out comes a straw.

I put in toenail clippings.
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Out comes potato chips

I put in a stapler
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Out comes a office supply store.

I put in 49 soap cakes.
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Out come 48 soap cakes.

I put in the rest of the soap cakes ...
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Out comes Mr. Clean.

I put in a cup of coffee.
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Out comes a Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino Extra Hot with Foam and Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended

I put in a deck of cards...
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Out comes the jokers

I put in a brownie
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Out comes a whitey.

I put in a slipper ...
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Out comes a slider

I put in a slinky
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Out comes a mashed up wad of wire.

I put in snowflake...
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Out comes a cornflake.

I put in a dictionary ...
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