The Randomness Thread

[Gravy]

Three cheers for fantastic senses of humor.
And three more for Josh McDermitt (Eugene) from The Walking Dead

[Ryan]

HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY.

What do you call a guy with a spade in his head?

Doug

[Gravy]

Why do people always ask about sports?
I like so many things that are 'sports' but may not qualify for the question!

Non-specific questions hurt my brain.

[Ryan]

So far the only books that have been available to review look awful. I want to review stuff, but that's going to be a few hours of my life I won't get back and that I could've spent reading something awesome

[Gravy]

So far the only books that have been available to review look awful. I want to review stuff, but that's going to be a few hours of my life I won't get back and that I could've spent reading something awesome

I know of a site that's looking for a reviewer...

[Ryan]

So far the only books that have been available to review look awful. I want to review stuff, but that's going to be a few hours of my life I won't get back and that I could've spent reading something awesome

I know of a site that's looking for a reviewer...

Is this the part where I ask you to name it and you say that you can't?

[Gravy]

Actually I can but I'd have to pm you

[Ryan]

Actually I can but I'd have to pm you

Oh, I see. Well, please do if you're not hoping for it yourself. I'd certainly look into it if it didn't require a lot of time and I'd be very grateful

[Gravy]

Actually I can but I'd have to pm you

Oh, I see. Well, please do if you're not hoping for it yourself. I'd certainly look into it if it didn't require a lot of time and I'd be very grateful

Sent.

[Ryan]

Thanks again!

My cat is very well now. I don't know whether I already said. That's important random stuff

[Gravy]

Very important random stuff.
And good to hear!

[Ryan]

Thankee!

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us

[Gravy]

What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?


Do-you-think-he-saurus-rex!

[Ryan]

Haha!

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.

The pharmacist asks, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

The duck replies, "What kind of duck do you think I am?"

[Gravy]

I have nothing to say to that...nothing at all