Whats the funniest song you have ever heard?

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Re: Whats the funniest song you have ever heard?

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@Bighuey: You didn't accept my surrender. All bets are off. "Peach Pickin' Time in Georgia" by Jimmy Rodgers

When its peach pickin time in Georgia
It's apple pickin time in Tennessee
When its roundup time in Texas
The cowboys go Whoopee!
Cotton pickin time in Mississippi, everybody picks on me
But way down in Alabamy, its gal pickin time for me.
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Looks like youre back in the running, Dindin. How about this one, Rye Whiskey by Tex Ritter?

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck,
Id dive to the bottom and never come up.
Whooooooooeeeeeee (hic) Whaaaahoooooo! (hic)
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I'll see your "Rye Whiskey" and raise with "High Noon"by Tex Ritter. Gary Cooper won Academy Award
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High Noon, great movie. That was always one of my favorite songs. Frankie Laine did a good version of it, too.

I just thought of one I liked when I was a kid. Minnie the Moocher, the Danny Kaye version. His double-talk was wild.
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r
I say ra
I say ragg
I say raggmopp, RAGGMOPP!
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Ragmop goes back a ways. Lionel Hampton did a version of it, dont know if that was the original or not.

Joe Bean by Johnny Cash

Happy birthday Joe Bean
Happy birthday Joe Bean
Happy birthday dear Joe(drop, crack!)
Happy birthday to you.
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Poison Ivy by Cornell Gunther and the Coasters

She comes on like a rose
But everybody knows
She'll get you in dutch
You can look, but you better not touch
Poison I VAYEEE,

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"Happy Talk" Rodgers and Hammerstein
Happy talk, keep talkin happy talk
talk about thing you like to do
you got to have a dream.....
if you don't have a dream....
How you gonna have a dream come true?
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"Desperation is your enemy's best weapon." - Me
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Serenade to a Jerk- Spike Jones and his City Slickers.
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There is one song from the movie "White Chicks" that's really very funny
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I heard a good one the other day, Cabbage Head by Ruth Brown.
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"Sometimes into Asheville, sometimes Memphis town
The revenoors chased him, but they couldnt run him down
Each time they thought they had him, his engine would explode
He'd go by like they were standin' still on Thunder Road

Make and model of Mitchum's car?

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"Sometimes into Asheville, sometimes Memphis town
The revenoors chased him, but they couldnt run him down
Each time they thought they had him, his engine would explode
He'd go by like they were standin' still on Thunder Road

Make and model of Mitchum's car?

-- 17 May 2012, 12:21 --

"Sometimes into Asheville, sometimes Memphis town
The revenoors chased him, but they couldnt run him down
Each time they thought they had him, his engine would explode
He'd go by like they were standin' still on Thunder Road

Make and model of Mitchum's car?
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Man, its been a while since I saw that show. I think it was a 49 or 50 Ford.
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Friday - Rebecca Black
Hot problems - the double take
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I just thought of Rusty Warren. She made party records back in the 50's and 60''s. Classics like Bounce Your Boobies and Goinna Get Some Poontang. Great stuff.
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