Whats the funniest song you have ever heard?

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 31 Mar 2012, 18:13

@Bighuey: You didn't accept my surrender. All bets are off. "Peach Pickin' Time in Georgia" by Jimmy Rodgers

When its peach pickin time in Georgia
It's apple pickin time in Tennessee
When its roundup time in Texas
The cowboys go Whoopee!
Cotton pickin time in Mississippi, everybody picks on me
But way down in Alabamy, its gal pickin time for me.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 31 Mar 2012, 20:13

Looks like youre back in the running, Dindin. How about this one, Rye Whiskey by Tex Ritter?

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck,
Id dive to the bottom and never come up.
Whooooooooeeeeeee (hic) Whaaaahoooooo! (hic)

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 31 Mar 2012, 22:27

I'll see your "Rye Whiskey" and raise with "High Noon"by Tex Ritter. Gary Cooper won Academy Award

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 01 Apr 2012, 09:05

High Noon, great movie. That was always one of my favorite songs. Frankie Laine did a good version of it, too.

I just thought of one I liked when I was a kid. Minnie the Moocher, the Danny Kaye version. His double-talk was wild.

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 01 Apr 2012, 09:22

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I say ra
I say ragg
I say raggmopp, RAGGMOPP!

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 01 Apr 2012, 09:49

Ragmop goes back a ways. Lionel Hampton did a version of it, dont know if that was the original or not.

Joe Bean by Johnny Cash

Happy birthday Joe Bean
Happy birthday Joe Bean
Happy birthday dear Joe(drop, crack!)
Happy birthday to you.

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 02 Apr 2012, 03:13

Poison Ivy by Cornell Gunther and the Coasters

She comes on like a rose
But everybody knows
She'll get you in dutch
You can look, but you better not touch
Poison I VAYEEE,

-- 04 Apr 2012, 05:43 --

"Happy Talk" Rodgers and Hammerstein
Happy talk, keep talkin happy talk
talk about thing you like to do
you got to have a dream.....
if you don't have a dream....
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Cnc_theft_auto · Post by **Cnc_theft_auto** » 03 May 2012, 02:37

the gmod assumption song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZVEqFFpNI

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 03 May 2012, 09:34

Serenade to a Jerk- Spike Jones and his City Slickers.

Garathnormanmtts · Post by **Garathnormanmtts** » 17 May 2012, 06:02

There is one song from the movie "White Chicks" that's really very funny

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 17 May 2012, 08:37

I heard a good one the other day, Cabbage Head by Ruth Brown.

dindindin · Post by **dindindin** » 17 May 2012, 11:21

"Sometimes into Asheville, sometimes Memphis town
The revenoors chased him, but they couldnt run him down
Each time they thought they had him, his engine would explode
He'd go by like they were standin' still on Thunder Road

Make and model of Mitchum's car?

-- 17 May 2012, 12:21 --

"Sometimes into Asheville, sometimes Memphis town
The revenoors chased him, but they couldnt run him down
Each time they thought they had him, his engine would explode
He'd go by like they were standin' still on Thunder Road

Make and model of Mitchum's car?

-- 17 May 2012, 12:21 --

"Sometimes into Asheville, sometimes Memphis town
The revenoors chased him, but they couldnt run him down
Each time they thought they had him, his engine would explode
He'd go by like they were standin' still on Thunder Road

Make and model of Mitchum's car?

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 17 May 2012, 19:54

Man, its been a while since I saw that show. I think it was a 49 or 50 Ford.

hainguyen178 · Post by **hainguyen178** » 03 Dec 2012, 22:16

Friday - Rebecca Black
Hot problems - the double take

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 04 Dec 2012, 10:39

I just thought of Rusty Warren. She made party records back in the 50's and 60''s. Classics like Bounce Your Boobies and Goinna Get Some Poontang. Great stuff.