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Out comes Sousa's Band.

I put in a stick of dynamite
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Out comes a BANG!

I put in some sherbert ...
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Out comes a guy named Bert yelling "Sure!"


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Wow, that was painful....

Out comes a child who will need therapy when he is older.

I put in an old hag with a big wart on her nose...
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Out comes a witch.

I put in a sandwich ...
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Out comes a picnic

I put in Yogi
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Out comes a bear that appreciates the finer points of picnics.

I put in a lovely kitty ...
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Out comes Pearl :shock:
I can't believe you'd just put her in there like that! :lol:



I put Pearl back in...there you go
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Hehe. Thanks. I love my Pearly :D

I put in a block of cheese ...
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Out comes Tom & Jerry


I put in Mighty Mouse!
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Out comes Danger Mouse.

I put in Stuart Little ...
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Out comes Hugh Laurie 8)



I put in some dalmatian puppies :P
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Out comes the guy from House.

I put in a cigarette ...
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It's much better to put out a cigarette.

Out comes unhealthy, smelly, yellow-teeth people.

I put in a Jack-in-the-box...
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Out comes a killer clown! :shock:


I put in his knife
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