Movie title game

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 25 Oct 2012, 10:19

The World According to Hemp
Woody Harrelson never gets tired of boring the world. With his goofy, aw shucks brand of clueless, Harrelson
delivers another "indictment" of the The Evil Monolith That Hates Ganja.
He campaigns for President as a candidate of the Hemp Party, wearing a hemp suit, kissing hemp babies, speaking
in hip hemp vernacular when he addresses Da Inna City, Mon, and wearing a hemp Tam onced owned by Bob Marley.
Just like his contribution to "Cheers", or indeed his supposed involvement with anything, no one can remember what
they were supposed to remember about him, so his candidacy eats a lot of munchies and nods out.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 25 Oct 2012, 11:09

The Gat - A group of teens digging in their yard hoping to find demons from Hell instead dig up a tommy gun that belonged to a 1930's B-movie gangster.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 27 Oct 2012, 10:30

What? Samuel Jackson and A Cast of Characters including Brad(who can't stop repeating What?) and the guy with the Flock of Seagulls haircut who gets
offed for dramatic effect and Marvin who is later accidentally shot by Travolta and whose brains end up all over
the interior of Jules' Chevy Nova star in this dramatic examination of the Socratic Method and whether The Method
is still applicable in a post iconic world gone mad from the excesses of rampent serialism. Jules'(Samuel Jackson)
position(Method does not apply) is challenged by Brad who argues that it applies even to those who are unaware
of its origen, content, and who can't make change for a dollar bill. Which means, as Brad ironically points, Jules
can no longer deny it's existence simply because he is illiterate. Brad wins, res ipso loquitor, but is assassinated
by Jules who "lays his vengence upon" him. Although the movie is only 17 minutes long, I
recommend it. I wouldn't recommend seeing it in a theater where the patrons are still
challenged by the options to the dollar bill. I did, and I walked home barefoot. Try as I
might, I couldn't dislodge my shoes from the floor!!! A sticky wicket if ever there was one.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 27 Oct 2012, 19:31

The Beat From 20,000 Fathoms - Story of a group of sharks that start a hip-hop band, they kick the drummer out for making time with the lead singers girl, he gets despondent and goes into a rage and eats Captain Quint.

Tralala · Post by **Tralala** » 29 Jan 2013, 02:21

(I assume you meant this movie game, clintessential.. ??)

Heavy Meal--Bad '80s animated food makes for good midnight movie.

Don't Look Don--My uncle Don's afraid of heights.

The Endless Ummer--Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Gimme a break, I'm tired.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 29 Jan 2013, 03:58

You were splendid!!! Adroit owes you a debt of gratitude. And kudos ad infinitum. kudosX1M.................!

The Night of The Wet Ta Ta

Tennessee Williams play brought to life by cinematic genius, John Huston. The Reverand T. Lawrence Shannon
(Richard Burton) has hit rock bottom. Defrocked by the Church for "conduct unbecoming", he has taken a job
judging wet T-shirt contests in Puerto Vallarta, at the "Night of The Wet Ta Ta." Shannon lives a life free from
moral dilemmas until one day he must decide whether silicon deserves a place longside real boobs like
Nancy Grace, Kathy Lee, and Charo.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 Jan 2013, 10:44

Tree Came Home - Touching story about a woman's courageous fight to save her mango tree in the Philippines from being blown up by the Japanese during WW2. She thinks the tree has been bombed, goes through a period of depression, gets hooked on drugs and becomes a hooker to support her habit, but in 1971 a kindly Japanese soldier hiding in the jungle for years after the war hears of her plight and finds her blown-up tree, nurses it back to health and sends it to her where she has been living in the red-light district in Ti Juana for many years making a living by hooking, and selling dog meat tamales to tourists. She is overjoyed, she plants the tree and seeds from the mangos and becomes wealthy and world famous as The Mango Queen. By the way, she marries the Japanese soldier. Heartwarming story.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 29 Jan 2013, 15:13

The Nude and the Dude
Papa and the OohMauMaus take on Mailer's Roman a cleft and render it DOA.
In a world gone mad with an over reliance on the distopian paradigm(IAWGMWAORODP),
Keanu Waves(The Dude) challenges AnnaNicoleWipeOut(The Nude) to race from MowieWowie
to WikiWiki. The winner gets steak knives. Halfway through production, Quentin Tarantino
takes over and movie becomes laden with camp. Race never happens. Both take Cessnas
to WikiWiki and are disqualified. Alec Baldwin keeps the steak knives.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 29 Jan 2013, 20:09

The Fat and the Furious. Action-packed story of an extremely overweight woman who beats the crap out of people who call her Fatso, Tubby, The Whale, and Blimpo. She goes on a rampage leaving a pile of broken corpses behind her. The police finally catch up with her she is sentenced to 40 years solitary confinement on a dry toast and lettuce diet.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 31 Jan 2013, 12:06

Wayne's World Chevy Chase
In a film replete with irony, Chevy Chase leads a cast of hollywood unlikeables in a distopian version of post-Newtown
America. He plays Wayne LaPierre, The President Of NRA, whose solution to school massacres is now the Law. Using
a series of non-linear flashbacks, Director Michael Moore shows NRA operatives breaking into various venues and stealing intel that is damaging to senators, congressmen, and other powerful people who favored strict anti-gun
legislation. In a scene reminiscent of G.D. Spradlin's(Senator Geary) horror when he finds himself next to the dead
prostitute in GF2, Bill Mahr(playing Bill Mahr) is shown frantically administering CPR to a woman he has been water-
boarding for several days. Everyone now understands the wisdom of the NRA position, and it is easily voted into Law.
About the only demographic not given unfettered access to firepower are those afflicted with Alzheimers Disease.
On a ryder to the final version of the Bill, President Obama(He is represented in sound bites and footage from new
conferences, but not by any of the unlikeables) sneaks in the restriction which goes unnoticed by NRA lobbyists.
In the final scene of the movie, LaPierre(Chase) goes to visit his Grandfather Charleton(played by Richard Gere,
whose unlikeability is second to none, and in fact tenured, because of the number of years its been since Roy Cohn's
demise) in his assisted care community in Bel Aire. Guess what? Gramps is steamed because the AK47 he ordered for
his favorite Grandson Wayne has been denied and the people who denied it told him he has Alzheimers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GALL!!!!!!!!! Over tea and melba toast(and synthetic opiates administered introveniously)Wayne waxes nostalgic
about Gramps, Jimmy Stewart, Barry Goldwater and other conservative icons. Grandpa wont have any of it, and
empties the contents of an Uzi into Wayne's temple. In the irony of ironies, the Uzi is entirely legal, having been
purchased before the new legilation was signed into law. THE END

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 31 Jan 2013, 15:59

Rash of the Moons
Kids! Get set for another action-packed adventure of Rocky Jones, Space Ranger! This weeks exciting adventure has Rocky and his friends investigating a mysterious outbreak of diaper rash among the Selenites. As an added bonus, for 10 cents, just one thin dime, and 27 box-tops from Puffydoodles, the official Space Ranger cereal, you can get an 8+10 autographed photo of Vena Ray wearing the worlds first mini-skirt! Be the first in your block to slobber over Vena Ray!!!

Tralala · Post by **Tralala** » 01 Feb 2013, 02:33

I actually want to see ^^^that one^^^

Bing John Malkovich--A wannabe puppeteer (???) finds a little door in his office....and when he goes through it.........everything's cherry.

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 01 Feb 2013, 04:30

Tralala wrote:I actually want to see ^^^that one^^^

Bing John Malkovich--A wannabe puppeteer (???) finds a little door in his office....and when he goes through it.........everything's cherry.

I want to see all of BH's movies, they all sound hilarious.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 01 Feb 2013, 07:54

The Sonny and Chair Show
Eastwood tries to cash in on the popularity of the conversation he had
with a chair at the RNC. He recreates the life and times of Sonny and Cher
casting himself as Sonny and the Chair as Cher. It's a monumental flop and
Clint never talks to another Chair again. A man's gotta know his limitations, Clint.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 01 Feb 2013, 09:53

Rocky Jones was a popular kids sci-fi TV show back in the 50's. They compiled some of them into full-length movies. Vena Ray was hot, I had nasty thoughts about her.

Too Late For Teas - Very sad and moving story about an Englishman who missed his afternoon tea.