The Randomness Thread

[Ryan]

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

[Gravy]

Have you heard the joke about the three dumb blondes?

[Ryan]

Possibly. I won't know until you tell me

[Gravy]

Three blondes are walking down an old dirt road when they come upon a magic lamp.
The first blonde rubs it and says "I wish I was10 times smarter!"
*poof* She's a brunette
The second rubs it and says "I wish I was 20 times smarter!"
*poof* She's a red-head
The third walks up to it, picks it up, rubs it and says "I wish I was 20 times dumber
*poof* She's a man...

I promise this is exactly how I heard it...

[Ryan]

Three blondes are walking down an old dirt road when they come upon a magic lamp.
The first blonde rubs it and says "I wish I was10 times smarter!"
*poof* She's a brunette
The second rubs it and says "I wish I was 20 times smarter!"
*poof* She's a red-head
The third walks up to it, picks it up, rubs it and says "I wish I was 20 times dumber
*poof* She's a man...

I promise this is exactly how I heard it...

Haha! Well, we certainly know where the "dumb blonde" stereotype comes from. We should be able to take it if we give it

-- 17 Nov 2014, 10:47 --

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "My mom died."

He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."

Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"

She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

[Gravy]

Three blondes are walking down an old dirt road when they come upon a magic lamp.
The first blonde rubs it and says "I wish I was10 times smarter!"
*poof* She's a brunette
The second rubs it and says "I wish I was 20 times smarter!"
*poof* She's a red-head
The third walks up to it, picks it up, rubs it and says "I wish I was 20 times dumber
*poof* She's a man...

I promise this is exactly how I heard it...

Haha! Well, we certainly know where the "dumb blonde" stereotype comes from. We should be able to take it if we give it

Well said!!!
How do you drown a blonde?

-- 17 Nov 2014, 02:49 --

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "My mom died."

He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."

Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"

She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

Perfect!

[Ryan]

How do you drown a blonde?

[Gravy]

Tell her there's a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

I'm afraid to ask but...got any good ginger jokes?

[Ryan]

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

A: At least a brick gets laid

-- 17 Nov 2014, 10:58 --

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

The injured man repies, "But I don't have the fingers!"

"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.

The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."

[Gravy]

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

A: At least a brick gets laid

-- 17 Nov 2014, 10:58 --

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

The injured man repies, "But I don't have the fingers!"

"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.

The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."

So you like those kinds of ginger jokes...I should've known

[Ryan]

I'm not easily offended by stuff like that. I think they only become a problem when you really have these prejudices. I have a very dark sense of humour, so you got the light and fluffy stuff

-- 17 Nov 2014, 11:07 --

Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?

A: Grey Hair

[rssllue]

watch for the flying fez.

[Gravy]

Light and fluffy huh?
Don't hold back on my account...
If you think it may offend others but still want to tell me the joke pm it...
And if you have that dark of a sense of humor...visit the suggest/recommend thread...

I laugh at horror movies more than comedies

-- 17 Nov 2014, 03:11 --

Anyone heard of the spider goats?

[Ryan]

watch for the flying fez.

Huh?

[Gravy]

watch for the flying fez.

Huh?

Randomness thread...remember