Injuries anyone???

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Yeah, hahaha.
My mum is a stepmom, but she's just crazy...

Hahaha, I'll absolutely name one for you, and mail it to you.

I know, it's kind of predictable that the stepmoms would be evil, and yet the stories are still so amazing.
I definitely love the older Disneys better than these newer ones.

Haha

[laci_baby]

Yea, my Steppy's my dad and i just figured he wasn't mean because he was a dad and not a mom. But, yea, he's just crazy. Somehow i got my klutziness from him, he falls more than i do.

Make peek holes or Harry will die!! Nothing's worse than a squishly dead hairless rat named Harry.

The older ones are way better than the newer ones. The new 'classics' just can't be classic without Walt. I dunno...i guess thats just me.

I love the Haha thats just sitting there at the bottom all lonely laughing at itself.

Haha. =D

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, I'm pretty sure I have enough common sense to give it airholes... Unlike my mother who fried my corn snake then tried to revive it by spraying it with the hose.

I think I get the concussions and head hitting (as well as the ridiculously hard head) from my father, and the cutting/falling from my mum.

Oh yes, it's not even because they're classics, they're classics because of the style.
The new ones just lack the feeling and type of creativity.
Haha, I was with my boyfriend or whatever you're really call him at Dave and Buster's for his cousin's 8th grade graduation thing. So at some point we started talking about Disney movies, and his younger cousin, 5th grade or so, said she didn't like Peter Pan after I said I did.
And of course, without thinking I said "Oh, so you're a fairy killer?"
Hahaha, and of course everyone heard that, she just stared at me and I was all "oh sh*t I barely know these people" in my head, then a different cousin started busting up laughing breaking the silence and everyone joined in.
Now everytime I see her I say hi fairy killer, haha.


Hahaha, I was going to tell you the Fairy Killer story after that lonely haha, but changed my mind, and realized after I posted it that there was a random haha... I didn't think you were going to pinpoint it.
Haha.

[laci_baby]

Dont let your mom send Harry to me...poor corn snake. Thats a sad way to go....fried while drowning.

The only klutzy people in my family is me and my step dad so I dont know how that worked.

What? How can someone not like Peter Pan? He's like uber-awesomeness!!
Damn fairy killer...haha.

Leave it to me to pinpoint the Haha's.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Yeah, hahaha, we all have something really; my dad hits his head on the shop lifts all the time, my mum cuts herself with like nothing... my sister, just has horrible luck with stupid things.
And the other two are just lucky ducklings, odd, cause my sister isn't my dad's daughter, so who knows...

He is uber- awesomeness!
I'm so glad you said that! Both because he is and the phrase you used!

Haha, she's finally used to it, but it's a story they tell now.
Meet them for not 5 minutes and have a lasting impression on 30 people.

[laci_baby]

Strange how klutziness goes down the line, even if it's not truly down the line. Isnt it great knowing that your other siblings are way lucky? Im a tragic mess and my brother has fallen maybe twice in his life. It drives me crazy....

Uber-awesomeness will be in my dictionary.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, it is awesome.

Speaking of in a sense, though it shouldn't be a laughing matter...
My dad went to the ER yesterday for a mild stroke, and because he's diabetic and had a large meal beforehand he was walking around outside waiting to be called and walking it off.

Then all of the sudden this lady's dog lunges at him and bites!
Hahaha, it barely nicked him, but what luck?
It so was not his day... Haha.
They thought he was there for a dog bite cause his shirt was all torn.

Maloser must also be in your dictionary.
Or doctionary.

[laci_baby]

Aww im sorry about your dad, sounds like he had a s'marvelous day.

Okay..i can probably swing the Maloser, but what in the heck will i use as the definition for doctionary?

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, I tried to call my friend a loser and say they were missing out at the same time and created Maloser.

And you can say "Doctionary- the new and improved term for dictionary created by someone amazing who has a habit of mixing up words."

Tada!

[laci_baby]

Thanks i have a name for my dictionary now.
The Maloser's Doctionary...haha...i like it.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, I LOVE IT!

So now ironically, Maloser's are the best people in the world.
Dang, I'm so unflabbergasted.

[laci_baby]

haha...im always flabbergasted. How sad.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, yes, yes it is...

[laci_baby]

lol you know you are too...

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Yeah, and quite proud.

I have another softball game today, haha, can't wait to see what bump or bruise I come home with this time.

Last time I had to have a runner and ice my leg in between everything.