Whats the funniest song you have ever heard?

htddubai · Post by **htddubai** » 08 Dec 2012, 02:05

haven't heard any

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 11 Dec 2012, 10:28

The Lost Highway Hank Williams

"So don't you start yer ramblin' round
For a life of sin
You're surely bound
Take my advice and you'll never stray
You'll pay the cost on the lost highway.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 11 Dec 2012, 20:20

Do you remember Grandmas Lye Soap
Good for everything in the home
The pots and pans and dirty dishes
And for the hands and for the face.

Sing right out for Grandmas Lye Soap
Good for everything in the place
The pots and pans and dirty dishes
And for the hands and for the face.

Mrs OMalley down in the valley
Suffered from ulcers I understand
She swallowed a cake of Grandmas Lye Soap
Now shes got the cleanest ulcers in the land.

Little Herman and brother Thermin
Had an aversion to washing their ears
Grandma scrubbed them with her lye soap
And they havent heard a word in years.

Its In The Book - Johnny Standley

MelMariah · Post by **MelMariah** » 13 Dec 2012, 04:08

Flight Of The Conchords - Really funny tv series also.
Or...
The Lonely Island.
Too hard to pick any particular song by them!!

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 30 Dec 2012, 09:04

Acid Country

Mama made us listen to Pink Floyd and Floyd Cramer
We had three square meals of mushrooms and cornbread
Mama's kitchen smelled a lot like incense and cathead biscuits
We'd watch Porter and Dolly then throw on the Grateful Dead

Born and raised on acid country
Eating turnip greens and a handful of Nembutal
Daddy couldn't take it he had to go
You can't play Hendrix on a banjo
Mama Walked The Floor and laid another brick in The Wall

Our heroes were Roy Acuff and Abbey Hoffman
And we grew up outside of Woodstock, Tennessee
Listening to Faron Young and a side of In-a-Gadda-da-Vita
Mama made a well rounded outcast out of me

Born and raised on acid country
Eating cold ham-hocks and a handful of Placidyls
Daddy couldn't take it he had to go
Playing Alice Cooper on a dobro
Wearing leather hip huggers and working in the cotton mill

And if you Don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding
And son you're walking on the Fighting Side Of Me
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Chet Atkins playin' a "Guitar On the MTV"

Born and raised on acid country
Making Smoke On Water sound a lot like Uncle Pen
Daddy couldn't take it he had to go
You can't mix Deep Purple and Bill Monroe
And Sunshine Of Your Love while yodeling

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 30 Dec 2012, 10:14

Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you
I took you into my home
you wouldnt leave my wife alone
Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you.

Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you
I thought you was my friend
But you drank up all my gin
Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you.

Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you
Ill be standin on a corner high
When they bring your body by
Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you.

Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you
When youre planted six feet deep
No more fried chicken will you eat
Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you.

Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you
What is it that you got
That makes my wife think youre so hot
Ill be glad when youre dead you rascal you.

Louis Armstrong.

MelMariah · Post by **MelMariah** » 30 Dec 2012, 19:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLd9MZYQwy0

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 30 Dec 2012, 19:21

MelMariah wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLd9MZYQwy0

Hahahahahahahaha, that is so funny. Thanks for sharing.

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 30 Dec 2012, 20:14

MelMariah wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLd9MZYQwy0

LMAO!!!

DATo · Post by **DATo** » 30 Dec 2012, 21:04

Maybe not the funniest but I like it .... hope you do too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVnb0wveRg

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 31 Dec 2012, 08:10

DATo wrote:Maybe not the funniest but I like it .... hope you do too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVnb0wveRg

Love it!!!

-- 31 Dec 2012, 08:12 --

http://youtu.be/OIaxHZtNfgo

Keeping with the holiday spirit!

DATo · Post by **DATo** » 31 Dec 2012, 08:59

Carla Hurst-Chandler wrote:
DATo wrote:Maybe not the funniest but I like it .... hope you do too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVnb0wveRg
Love it!!!

-- 31 Dec 2012, 08:12 --

http://youtu.be/OIaxHZtNfgo

Keeping with the holiday spirit!

EXCELLENT !!!! Laughed out loud though the whole song !!! Many thanks !

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 31 Dec 2012, 10:45

@Carla
That was brilliant .... guy in the middle looks like Dr Phil

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 31 Dec 2012, 14:48

Your Feets Too Big Fats Waller

Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us,
me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet
From there down there there's just too much feet
Yes your feets too big
Don't want ya, cause ya feets too big
Cant use ya, cause your feets too big
I really hate ya cause yer feets too big

-- 31 Dec 2012, 16:19 --

Why Don't You Love Me Hank Williams

Why don't you love me like you used to do
How come you treat me like a worn out shoe
My hairs still curly and my eyes are are still blue
Why dont you love me like you used to do?

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 31 Dec 2012, 19:56

Old Fats. I like that one he did Georgia On My Mind. He starts it out by saying to Eli, whoever that is, This is a killer-diller. If you dont like it Im goinna kill ya. They say at a recording session he would drink a bottle of gin.