There's Something Weird or Unusual About You...

[Linda]

and i hate when people eat with forks they like use their teeth to like scrape the food off the the fork...it makes an awful noise...like use ur lips people!!!! my gosh. lol

[knightss]

ahhhh i hate that..

and when other people clip their nails.

[Linda]

yes...even tho its ok if i do it haha. same thing...if you try to blow ur nose infront of me i might kill you.

[awelker]

and i hate when people eat with forks they like use their teeth to like scrape the food off the the fork...it makes an awful noise...like use ur lips people!!!! my gosh. lol

OMG i hate this. i also hate when people eat with their mouths open. it really bothers me!!!!!!!!

[sleepydumpling]

Ooh, all things that bug me...

People who eat with their mouths open, or who make slurping or smacking noises when they eat. Or picking their teeth in public.

Jelly (what you Americans call jell-o) - it's all wibbly wobbly and gross.

People clipping their nails in front of me... do it in private!

The sound of anything scraping ice. It makes all the tiny hairs on my skin stand up on end.

People kissing all porno style with lots of tongue in public, or groping one another. I was standing behind a couple on an up escalator, and right in front of my face the guy reached back and dug his fingers in the woman's bum crack and crotch. GET A ROOM!!

[awelker]

thats just gross. why do people do that in public?

[Linda]

cause its fun

[awelker]

you would say that.

[knightss]

ahh let the young and in love be. I remember being like that... i mean, it may be a little rude but you definitely get a high feeling from it.

if you're over 25 and doing that... it's probably time to grow up.

[Linda]

you would say that.

ha i don't do that...i was just saying thats probably why people (who aren't me) do that lol. i like to keep my stuff private...like in the basement hidden away. people hear less screaming that way.

WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR ME TO SAY INSANE THINGS?! please tell me u people think of odd things to write you just don't and i'm not just the only one thinking weird thoughts.

[Linda]

Jelly (what you Americans call jell-o) - it's all wibbly wobbly and gross.

yes jell-o is gross. but u kno what it tastes ok. but isnt it made of like boiled bones or something? gelatin is...so sick...but kindof tasty tho odd and sickening once thought about too much.

like hot dogs...you can't think about what they really are. it's not wise. some things are better kept unknown.

[DuchessAngel37]

People kissing all porno style with lots of tongue in public, or groping one another. I was standing behind a couple on an up escalator, and right in front of my face the guy reached back and dug his fingers in the woman's bum crack and crotch. GET A ROOM!!

OH MY GOD! I'm all for kissing in public... I love to kiss. I'll kiss anyone. Doesn't matter if I know you, what gender you are... Unless you're really gross.

However, even I draw the line at it.

This one time, I was in my car at a red light with my then fiance, and in front of us is a couple practically humping in their car. They're kissing something hardcore, the guy, who's driving, is all the way over in the passenger seat, on top of the girl. I have no idea how he kept his foot on the brake.

The light turns green, they're too busy doing their thing to notice. I honk. For a long time. Finally they go, and now she's practically on top of him, he's doing 20 miles under the limit, THEN he's all over the road. I just pulled up next to them and stared, and kept even with them for awhile.

When they finally noticed me, the girl yelled something about my staring and I was like, could you be any more disgusting? She then fired back about how I was jealous, something about not having a boyfriend, when Jay, who was reclined in his seat, popped up and pointed to himself, yelling back, fiance! She then looked all stupid and turned away. They were a younger couple (like 16), so I guess it's not as bad as an older one (in their 20's or so)

[sleepydumpling]

ahh let the young and in love be.

These people were older than me. Like in their 40's!! He had stone-washed jeans on and thongs (flip flops - we call 'em thongs in Australia). Her bum was seriously right level with my face and only two steps up the escalator.

But seriously, a little public affection is rather nice. Bit of nice kissing, holding hands, hugging...

But full on porno behaviour is just... ewww! And it's never sexy people who do it - it's always some crusty old couple or pizza-faced teenagers with dirty hair.

Linda, I am the same with meat pies as you are with hot dogs. The meat pie is an Aussie institution. But I do NOT want to know what's in it!! The joke here is:

Q: Why should you never eat square pies?
A: Because the maggots hide in the corners.

[Linda]

Q: Why should you never eat square pies?
A: Because the maggots hide in the corners.

O M G....that is too disgusting for words

[sleepydumpling]

Hee hee, you are so easy to disgust Linda! Now you know why a meat pie is nicknamed a "maggot bag" here in Australia.

If you think that's rough, you should hear what some parts call a custard slice!