Injuries anyone???

[laci_baby]

Im sure you cut a thumb off or something, haha.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, that would have been hilarious.

Actually this time I was doing pretty good, except the last inning the ball went over my head (shortstop) but not very far out field, so I ran back and the fielder ran in, then I had to jump and hurdle him because he couldn't slow down.

And yet, Next play, that same thing happened, hahaha, what luck...

Then leaving I tripped going up the steps with my baseball bag.

[Mairin]

I broke my foot jumping off of 3 steps... I still chuckle at that one.

I broke both bones in my wrist while rollerblading.

Tripped out of my front door and twisted my ankle.

Tripped over a stool at work and broke my ring finger when I hit the wall.

My dog pulled me down some steps and I twisted my ankle (again).

My knee gives out frequently.

I'm sure the list could go and on, I'm such a clutz!!!!!!!!

[laci_baby]

Fascist- I was going to say wow you didnt fall or anything but then, of course, you fell. Lol. you cack me up. Sounds like you had a good game though...congrats.

Mairin- All klutzes are welcome.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

I cack you up? Hahaha, I hope not... Where I go to school, that little misspelling can mean something you so totaaalllyyyy do not mean, haha. I go to school with weirdos...

Dude, totally, I love that you got hurt so much Mairin, feel special.

Oh so at practice yesterday I was fielding and went to pick up a ball no one else would get cause we just keep hitting, and of course; Simone says watch out, I turn my head and look, see nothing, then whack! Right to the lower ribs/kidney...
Just horrible. And I almost got hit like that 2 more times! I was dodging for my life!
Then, haha, I was pitching and picked up a ball but a bee landed on my ear so out of instinct I smacked at it... Of course with the ball in hand, haha, and gave myself a nice bump on the head and mad e my ear throb on top of making it ring and I couldn't hear...


Then, haha, after swimming with some friends at my place Salami rat tailed Dylan twice and left some little red lines, but oh no, she couldn't do that to me...
She got me soo good man, a nice 6 inch red line with goosebumps and a terrible purple ish red welt bump thing at the end. It was like a comet!
It hurts... and I have a softball game today, haha.

[laci_baby]

oh..oops. You know what i meant...
In school i couldnt spell worth anything and my bestfriend got in a fight with this other girl...but my bf was prego so i was suppose to do it (the things i do for her....) and the girl wouldnt fight me because she seriously thought i was Mentally Challnged since i spell like a three yr old and (surprisingly) i didnt talk much so... i "won"...her words since she didnt want to hit me. Haha Yeah. It took her three years to find out im just quiet and i suck at spelling.... i was just happy she didnt hit me since shes four times my size and it looks like im swimming when i fight.....heehee..

[Stinkin' Fascist]

At this school "cack" or "cacking it" or "cacking" meant to do it... haha.

Ah hahaha, I love fighting.
I don't go looking for it, but I'm not shy to it.
Swimming? hahaha, nice.

I head-butt people when I fight if they're close, I hardly feel it, or it affects me much less than them so I can continue and beat them up, haha.
I'm mean...

[laci_baby]

Uck. Thank the Lord it didnt mean that in my school...I'd be.. well...yea..you know.

Yes im well known for my swimming techniques....i should be world wide known by now. But no.

Remind me to never make you mad. Dont make me swim at you. I'll do it. Not really!! Dont hurt me.....

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, I love the little self-conflict you had right there?
I just pictured you swimming in circles...

Haha, I'm British! I can't help it, I'm born to fight with me hands and head; though I do love kicking and crazy weird stuff...
Shoot, I do have Asian cousins after all.

No drama, I wouldn't head-butt you, knowing us, we'd just both fall over like those goats that randomly do and we'd fall down stairs or into a dumpster...

[laci_baby]

Fainting Goats!! I love those....i want one but Eric wont let me have one since he just bought me a Chinchilla named Chiquita (yes i named him after a banana).

Yea....theres no kicking, headbutting, punching, or crazy stuff.
My bro twists me up in a pretzel all the time and all i do i scratch, bite, pinch, pull hair...and he doesnt feel any of it. So. Yea. Swimming Circles.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, you're such a girl!!!

Chiquita, that's awesome...
I want a pot-bellied pig...
But I wouldn't name him Wilbur.

[laci_baby]

I know...it's pathetic...but i'd rather be a girl than i guy.

Heehee...what would you name him?

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, when I played with my bros it was "Oh you want to spar? okay, I'll take it easy on you, I'll fight with one hand..."

WHAM! Slams my head through a wall... I had no choice but to fight for my life, hahaha.

And that really has happened.

Hmm, depends on how he/she acts, my pup's name is Laikos- Social backwards substitute 'k' for 'c' cause it looks cooler; she was uber social when I got her, and still is.
Haha, I nicknamed her Stinccums.

[laci_baby]

Uhuh, sure thats how it happened.
Hehe....took me a minute to figure that name out.....but i like it.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, yes, I was a rag doll as a child, still kind of am.
My poor friend Anuh today!!!

After the carnival we went to Lauren's house and decided to go with her brother to wash the car at the gas station...
So I went to stand up, but my mohawk got caught in a lamp shade I didn't see and I fell and landed on Anuh as she was getting up, which caused us to fall back and me to elbow her face; nose, eye and all...

Then in the car she had hiccups so after scaring the sh*t out of her and it not working I slapped her thigh ridiculously hard and left a giant red welt that made her stare at me, then say "holysh*tmutherf*cka-aye!"
Hahaha, cured her hiccups...
Then when getting dropped off at our friend Salami's house, I forgot someone was behind me and I slammed the door after I got out right when she put her foot out.
I thought I broke her ankle, 'cause I really really slammed that thing!

Everyone just kind of stared in shock not knowing what to do, so of course I started busting up laughing...

I had to carry her inside and ice it; the door hit her soo hard it left indentations and marks from the metal on her ankle. She also has bad ankles...
I nailed her right on the bone, hahaha, big black bruise.

Poor gal, I demolished her tonight.