Movie title game

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 12 Feb 2013, 21:43

Bighuey wrote:Gannon, you look happy.... or loaded.

I had had about six rum and cokes and a few beers, lets say I was in a pretty happy state.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 14 Feb 2013, 22:34

Arson City Kid - A boy raised in a community of pyromaniacs leaves town, turns his life around, and goes on a crusade to destroy all matches. See the exciting climax as he has a shoot-out with police while trying to blow up the Zippo Factory!

Rank and Jesse - Based on an incident in the history of the James gang. While very young, Frank is almost drowned and as a result, becomes traumatized and refuses to take a bath for 30 years. A real stinker, this one.

My Pa Trigger -
Moving drama of a colt's relationship with his famous movie star father.

Creaming Ninja - Japanese porno film. No review available.

Glad to see youre back in uniform, Gannon.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 15 Feb 2013, 02:38

The Snows Are Killing My Swallows
Classic film based on Ernest Hummingbirds book.
Papa loses his aviary in a poker game. The lucky
winner decides to give them a break, so he starts
driving to San Juan Capistrano with the swallow
in tow. Unfortunately his GPS is broken and he ends up in the Yukon
instead. Where the snows kill his swallows.

One Eyed Hacks
Sci fi flick about cab drivers who are born with just one eye. Everything is peaceful until one day
a hack with just his left eye runs his cab into a florist truck carrying roses. The driver of the truck
is killed and the roses are scattered everywhere. When he's arraigned the next day, the judge asks him
what he has to say for himself. The cabbie replies "Don't look at me. I never promised you a rose garden."

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 15 Feb 2013, 09:51

Sake People - Hilarious comedy about the wild goings-on at a Japanese drunken party.

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 15 Feb 2013, 16:00

Bighuey wrote:Arson City Kid - A boy raised in a community of pyromaniacs leaves town, turns his life around, and goes on a crusade to destroy all matches. See the exciting climax as he has a shoot-out with police while trying to blow up the Zippo Factory!

Rank and Jesse - Based on an incident in the history of the James gang. While very young, Frank is almost drowned and as a result, becomes traumatized and refuses to take a bath for 30 years. A real stinker, this one.

My Pa Trigger -
Moving drama of a colt's relationship with his famous movie star father.

Creaming Ninja - Japanese porno film. No review available.

Glad to see youre back in uniform, Gannon.

Hey BH, even though I don't know which movies you are referring to, they still crack me up.

Geneen Karstens · Post by **Geneen Karstens** » 15 Feb 2013, 16:09

I'm enjoying this contest also. What imaginations!

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 15 Feb 2013, 20:24

Carson City Kid, an old Roy Rogers flick.
Frank and Jesse - A western about Jesse James.
My Pal Trigger - Another Roy Rogers movie.
Screaming Ninja - One of those chop-sockee films that were popular back in the 70's.
Snake People - An old Boris Karloff flick.

You just take one letter out of a movie title to change it and make up your own blurb. Its fun. everyone's welcome to join in.

Heres another one I just thought of.

Star Packer was an early John Wayne movie, take the S out and you get Tar Packer. Engrossing documentary of the day of the life of a roofer.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 17 Feb 2013, 22:56

I bribe the judges with more money more often than contestant BH, SO I'm allowed
to make up the rules as I go along.

Swindlers List Liam Needsum Ben Princely
Liam and Ben turn a nice profit by building Messerscmits without turn signals,
GPS, or cupholders for Starbucks lattes. What they do have is a fuel line from the
fuel pump to the carburetor, with several pin holes in them. In practical terms
this means they''ll probably catch fire 2 minutes after takeoff. The project is bankrolled
by Milo Minderbender(Catch 22) who once traded all the parachutes in the B-24's flown by
Nately et al for chocolate covered cotton. Liam and Ben are all too aware of this and
have insisted they be paid in something redeemable at their Swiss Bank Account. Unaware
that Milo has transfered 300 lbs in chicken buillion cubes to their account, they buy a Citroen
and race pell mell to the French Riviera, with visions of Marlena Dietrich dancing in their heads.

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 17 Feb 2013, 23:17

Geneen Karstens wrote:I'm enjoying this contest also. What imaginations!

Contest? What Contest? Nobody comes even close to BH.

Keep em' coming BH.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 18 Feb 2013, 09:42

30 Spartans - Alternate version of the battle of Thermopylae where 270 Spartans chickened out.

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 18 Feb 2013, 15:40

Bighuey wrote:30 Spartans - Alternate version of the battle of Thermopylae where 270 Spartans chickened out.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 18 Feb 2013, 20:54

Death Rag - Crime drama where Yul Brynner plays a hitman who strangles his victims with a worn-out bath towel.

Come on, people. Lets get some more blurbs here.

rishabhsachan · Post by **rishabhsachan** » 06 Mar 2013, 14:31

batman, superman these are the movie title game

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 06 Mar 2013, 20:22

Old War Killers - Drama about a 25 year reunion of KGB assassins.

asmaahsan · Post by **asmaahsan** » 13 Apr 2013, 16:37

my apologies for being late. I just discovered this post.

OLIVIAN . ( removing B from Oblivion)

Tom cruise, in 2077, invents a time machine and goes back to the days of Lawrence of Arabia, where he loses power and has to restart his machine with 'horsepower', created by 30 horses pulling his machine fast to get warp speed. He falls for princess Olivia, an arabic diva and future queen if she wins general elections, but he must fight her prime suitor and ex boyfriend, morgan freeman, to become her OLIVIAN. Also, instead of riding a bike as he does in every movie, no matter how old he gets, Tom cruise now borrows clothes from Omar Sharif and looks like an Arab with his ' top gun ' sunglasses tucked under his head gear as he runs a race on his Arabian white steed to beat Morgan freeman to the altar. In the end, one of them will die of a heart attack, or nervous breakdown, but to know that you have to see the movie.