Rules of life

[Bighuey]

I saw this on another forum. You post a rule that you should never do. Ill start with this one.

Never touch sensitive body parts after handling jalipino peppers.

[becky119]

Just to be clear, I no longer work in retail...but I think this is important:

"Never yell at the cashier...99% of the time the problem is something to do with corporate policy (ie. there is nothing they can do) and they really do not get paid enough money to deal with [insert rude word for customers]"

also...because this seems to be an ever expanding problem I've witnessed (Philly..go figure)

"Red lights mean STOP. They do not mean roll slowly through. And 'no turn on red' does in fact mean 'no turn on red'"

[Bighuey]

Good one Becky.
Never throw anything away, you might need it in 20 years.

[Fran]

Think: of whome you speak, to whome you speak and when, and where and how

Another on the same lines .... make sure your brain is in gear before opening your mouth

[Bighuey]

Never, never move heavy furniture barefooted.

[ahujon]

A guy gets picked up hitchiking by three different drivers. Each one of them asks him "Where ya headed?"
Each time he answers "What are my choices?" And each time they tell him to get out. What should he try next?
Anything but comedy.

[Bighuey]

Never tell your wife that your mother's cooking is better.

[becky119]

Never tell your wife that your mother's cooking is better.

My boyfriend's dad told me that I make better salmon than his wife does and she got pissed!

[Bighuey]

Never tell your wife that your mother's cooking is better.

My boyfriend's dad told me that I make better salmon than his wife does and she got pissed!

I did the same thing about my mother's potato soup. Big mistake.

[C0ldf1re]

Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand.

[StephenKingman]

Be nice to people on the way up, you will need them on the way down, very true in the workplace.

[Bighuey]

Never play squat tag in an asparagus patch.

[James Donovan]

Recently I realise that when we are in trouble we never think about the rules so recently I break my all rules.

[Bighuey]

If you see someone running with bomb squad on their jacket, run faster.

[primrose777]

Never annoy a woman in the kitchen. There are just too many hot, heavy or sharp weapons at hand.

So very true