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The point of this is to come up with funny dares for people. It's not to make someone actually do the dare (unless it's completely innocuous, like "Cluck like a chicken,"), but rather to come up with funny dares.

DISCLAIMER: If there are any kids out there, DON'T try this stuff at home. Safety is always important, and this is just for fun.

I'll go first.

I dare you to go to your home library where you have a series of books arranged in numerical order. Rearrange them randomly, and turn some upside down so that the spines read in the wrong direction. Then ignore the obsessive-compulsive voice in your head that's screaming for you to put them back the right way, and just walk away.

I dare you to walk into a McDonalds, put straws up your nose, and ask for fries with that!

HA HA HA HA!! Good one!!

I dare you to yell out your window how much you hate bacon!
And to be verbose about it. Multisyllabic words, and with style! Extra points for alliteration!

Ban bad bacon!

"I hate bacon! I hate bacon!" "Hey, dog walker! I hate bacon!" Oh my.

I actually could do that now because a live band has come to my neighborhood, and no one would hear me over the din!!

I dare you to cut your own hair. Barber shops are overrated.

I dare you to find a department store Santa (as soon as they're out) and do what you told me to do to him

I will own that!! I accept the dare.

I dare you to get at least four other people to accept that dare...before December

Lots of forum members to choose from

Oh my. I'll have to get back to you about that one!

zeldas_lullaby wrote:"I hate bacon! I hate bacon!" "Hey, dog walker! I hate bacon!" Oh my.

I actually could do that now because a live band has come to my neighborhood, and no one would hear me over the din!!

I dare you to cut your own hair. Barber shops are overrated.

Easy. I used to cut my own hair all the time when I kept it shorter.

Me too... I still do sometimes. I'm into pixies, so often I just grab the scissors and go to town.

I dare you to.... give a cat a bath.

Done and done and done!

Seriously? You must have tolerant kitties! (I notice you didn't bathe the fourth one, though... is he a holdout?) One of the funniest books I've ever come across is called Bad Kitty Gets a Bath. Hilarious. I haven't read it, but the cover cracks me up.

Yes she is a holdout. She does not do baths.