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The differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 13:46
by crazy denna
The Boy wrote to his daddy:

What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad?

His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a Hand Phone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring Hand Phone. No money, sell TV. Got money, change Hand Phone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with Hand Phone. TV is free for life. But Hand Phone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!!

But u should be careful with both, my dear son.