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What is the stupid think did you did when you were drunk?

I said many things that I must say front of my friend;

btw nowadays I do not drink at all.

You know, it's hard to believe, but I just can't stand alcohol at all, so I've never been drunk in my life.But my friends were, was so funny!

Danced like a loon in front of my male boss- funny at the time but when i returned after the christmas break my shame was palpable....

If drink was abolished how many peaceful homes would there be,
Just, for instance in the beautiful town of Dundee;
then this world would be heaven, whereas it's a hell,
An the people would have more peace in it to dwell

Alas! strong drink makes men and women fanatics,
And helps to fill our prisons and lunatics;
And if there was no strong drink such cases wouldn't be,
Which would be a very glad sight for all christians to see.

William Tpoaz McGonagall

I slept on a football field

It was my birthday, woke up the next day, and dont remember how i got my pj's on, and my friend said i fell, and crushed his dogs little carry crate. I am just thankful no dog was in there....haha.

stripped in front of my brother and sister-in-law. stripped again in front of my sister-in-law and the neighbors, one of which was also a co-worker. suffice it to say, i haven't had a drink in years.

It was only once when I had a party with my friends and we celebrate my university graduation.

Needless to say I'm not a drinker, but I know quite the amount of drunks (thanks pop) and have a collection of funny stories.

One time a my friend's school, we were just recording random things and Cody (friend's friend) was completely wasted.
So we got him doing funny things, then we said he wouldn't do any dares.
So he kept saying yes, and all of the sudden he goes "I would too flash the camera! I don't know what you're talking about!"
We actually didn't know what he was talking about since we hadn't mentioned anything about flashing and cameras...

Then he did it again, and we said he wouldn't moon it.
All of the sudden he jumps up and drops his pants, right in front of me with the camera...
So I'm sitting there in shock with a ding-a-ling right in front of the camera a foot away...
"Cody! what are you doing?! We didn't even say anything!"
"Yes you did! You dared me to stand up and drop my pants!"
"No, we didn't! the most we mentioned was moon..."
So he pulls his pants up and sits back down.
Then some 15 odd minutes later he does it again!
Repeat situation, we said nothing!
then he goes "why did you guys trick me? I didn't do anything, stop daring me to drop my pants."
"Cody, we didn't say anything... we were talking about parkour..."
"Oh, well I didn't know, nobody told me..."
And just that moment when he's standing with his hand on his hip and the other in his hair with his head slightly tilted up, a group of girls comes walking around the corner and a professor right behind them...
Haha, good times.

My drinking nights tend to go something like this:
1. Choose the toxin of the night, I like rum/coke more often than not.
2. Choose a movie to watch at home with the drinks.
3. Cook a Digiorno pizza, begin the rum/coke and movie.
4. Finish watching the movie, refill the glass as often as I please, and then if I am still awake.......watch another movie. If I am tired, go to bed.

Exciting, aren't I?

Worst thing to ever happen to me while having a drinking night would have to be when a cousin called me a couple hours into it.
Apparently, she was considering going to AA. Everyone knew she had problems with the liquor. She wanted to discuss............her problems with drinking. She wanted to talk to someone who...........she didn't consider an authority (I guess).
IDK why, but, I listened and answered her questions honestly. "Yes, its been a long time since you were kicked out of an apartment for not paying your rent BUT...............some people never have that happen too". "I don't think they will make you go to church, no." But, since I continued to fill my glass as this was going on, I became VERY TIRED. Actually fell asleep with the phone held to my ear. woke up the next morning and this cousin had gone to her first meeting. Apparently, me passing out was a good thing. She continued talking to me for a long time, and......well, I guess I mumbled a lot in my sleep cause she said I listened the whole time, let her talk and was always there going "Uh ha, yep".
Its been like........eh, six or seven years since then and she still is not drinking.

i was drunk last saturday night... and can't remember how much i played snooker... hell of fun

got locked IN my car at my brothers wedding reception. I don't know what happened, one minute i was having too many Long Island Iced Teas and the next i was in my car. I called everyone on my phone (including my grandma) crying because i didnt know how to get out of the car. Needless to say my best friend showed up mad because i called her 12 times and she thought something was wrong....I stay away from LIIT's now.

I was not drunk.

I danced on a bar and welded a mans door shut on his car with a dead fish inside while drinking.


I have since learned my lesson.

Now..........I don't touch.........dead fish.

what haven't I done when I was drunk