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Career Novelist
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I always loved the line from Fight Club--Sticking a feather up your butt does not make you a chicken. Anyone got any funny quotes--could be as clean and humorous or as filthy as you want, so long as their funny. Looking for a laugh today!
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Post by Stinkin' Fascist »

Haha, this little fairy character in a book has an odd potty mouth.

"Tink loves a duck! It stinks of sex in here. God, woman. I leave you alone for one night and you're humping the ghost... Did he make sparkles sift from you before or after he told you his lies?"

He says random things like "tink's diaphragm, tink's little red thong, tink's titties..."
Hahaha.
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Post by andr70 »

Recently I've encountered this one- not a single pig worths the bacon
something of the kind
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