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So I'm going to continue this game trend we have going on.

On facebook I started this oxymoron game with Laci Baby, haha, and we decided to bring it here.

Basically you say an oxymoron, which is a contradiction, then the next person tries to best it... If they can't, then just say one, haha.
i.e. second best, or jumbo shrimp.

And try to make them funny!

Here we go:

Nuclear babies!
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Insane Logic!
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Fuzzy logic!
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Sticking with...

Butt head.
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Hahaha, hey, thief...

Safe sex!
Booyah!
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Birth control!
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Hahaha, that's a good one.
Safety hazard.
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Soft Rock!
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Firm Pillow.
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The worst phrase ever:
Almost pregnant.
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laci_baby wrote:The worst phrase ever:
Almost pregnant.
On a similar note ... slightly pregnant
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Welcome to the games Fran!

Unsalted Saltines.
Thats rather poinless.
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Would this be one?

sweet n sour
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Yes indeedy... good job tigeropig!!


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Historical Fiction ????
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