ABSOFANTABULASTICALY AMAZINGNESS!

[Stinkin' Fascist]

HHHOOONNNNNEEEEEYYYYYYYY, I'M HOOOOOMMMEEEE!!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!

IIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM BBBBAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD MISS A PLACE SO MUCH!

IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN FOREVERS!

I'M SO EXCITED THAT I HAVE TO POST THIS WHOLE THING IN CAPITALS, AND YES, THIS IS THE DEE. THE ONE AND ONLY!

I FLIPPED OUT SO MUCH WHEN I TRIED MY INTERNET AFTER ANOTHER SCAN AND GOT RID OF ANOTHER VIRUS (THERE ARE ACTUALLY MORE THAN 1) THAT I BURST INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER AND SQUEAKED, MAKING MY BROTHER GIVE ME WEIRD LOOKS AT THIS WONDERFUL TIME OF 3 IN THE AM.
MY LEG SHOOK, I ALMOST MISSPELLED THE WORD SHOOK AND WORD RIGHT NOW I'M STILL SO EXCITED. AND TWEEDLE DUM/LACI IS CURRENTLY STALKING ME UNTIL I POST THIS THREAD HAHAHA. THANK GOD FOR THAT!

SO I WAS TALKING TO HER ON SKYPE WHEN I FREAKED OUT UPON SEEING THE FORUM'S HOME PAGE. AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT:

[2:48:51 AM] Emmanuella Franco: oh...
[2:49:04 AM] Emmanuella Franco: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOS MHO MY BGOSD OH MY BOGD MHOY OMDF OGKDSMHSL
[2:49:05 AM] Emmanuella Franco: ,SAfghMDEJOKnfdVK;JADFNBFD;L
[2:49:06 AM] Emmanuella Franco: S.CA.VBNGHM'DSK;
[2:49:07 AM] Emmanuella Franco: LDBS,V'csa
[2:49:11 AM] Emmanuella Franco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2:49:15 AM] Laci : OH NO! WHAT!
[2:49:20 AM] Emmanuella Franco: NO, IT'S GOOD!!!!
[2:49:24 AM] Laci : OH GOOD WHAT!
[2:49:29 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I GOT RID OF MY VIRUS!
[2:49:35 AM] Laci : YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
[2:49:39 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I'M LOOKING AT THE FORUM HOME PAGE RIGHT NOW!!!
[2:49:45 AM] Laci : YAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2:49:46 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I'VE MISSED IT SO MUCH!
[2:49:56 AM] Laci : I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!
[2:50:02 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I GOT SOO EXCITED THAT MY FINGERS COULD NO LONGER TYPE OH MY GOD IN THE CORRECT LETTER ORDER.
[2:50:17 AM] Emmanuella Franco: SO THEY MIXED LETTERS AND I GAVE UP AND HIT ALL THE BUTTONS.
[2:50:22 AM] Emmanuella Franco: hAHA.
[2:50:27 AM] Laci : haha
[2:50:28 AM] Laci : Nice.
[2:50:28 AM] Emmanuella Franco: YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2:50:42 AM] Laci : YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[2:50:45 AM] Laci : HEEHEE!1
[2:50:58 AM] Laci : Yes. I said yayser. haha
[2:51:04 AM] Emmanuella Franco: HAHA, YAYS
[2:51:15 AM] Laci : haha!
[2:51:19 AM] Laci : Mike will be so happy!
[2:51:34 AM] Laci : {but not as happy as me...}
[2:51:38 AM] Laci : haha
[2:51:40 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Haha.
[2:51:45 AM] Emmanuella Franco: but i'm soooooo f****g happy!!!
[2:51:50 AM] Laci : ME TOO!
[2:52:08 AM] Laci : "Oh no's );"
[2:52:10 AM] Laci : Is about you
[2:52:12 AM] Laci : haha
[2:52:31 AM] Laci : so you should probably announce your amazing news. haha
[2:54:04 AM] Emmanuella Franco: okay!
[2:54:05 AM] Emmanuella Franco: haha.
[2:54:10 AM] Laci : haha
[2:54:14 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i was so excited, i haven't posted anything haha.
[2:54:34 AM] Laci : haha... Thats a lot of excitement! hahaha
[2:55:41 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Haha. heck yes!
[2:55:53 AM] Laci : yays!
[2:55:57 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i made some funny sound, and just now laughed. my bro gave me weird looks...
[2:56:03 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i love the oh nos one.
[2:56:08 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm a street fighter? hahaha.
[2:56:13 AM] Laci : Post something! Quick... i cant hold all this excitement! haha
[2:56:20 AM] Laci : haha.. nice.
[2:56:25 AM] Laci : Yes. Street fighter.
[2:56:26 AM] Emmanuella Franco: damn, and there' s some background to why people left?
[2:56:33 AM] Laci : yeahs.
[2:56:39 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i had no idea my absence to your post would spark that guess, haha.
[2:56:44 AM] Laci : hahaha
[2:56:48 AM] Laci : We were worried.
[2:57:07 AM] Laci : atleast we cared and it wasnt all "poo we dont care...poo!''
[2:57:08 AM] Laci : haha
[2:57:27 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Haha.
[2:57:29 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i feel so loved!
[2:57:31 AM] Emmanuella Franco: my chest is all tight!
[2:57:35 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm so happy!
[2:57:35 AM] Laci : Yays! YOu should!
[2:57:50 AM] Laci : Yes! Very loved!
[2:57:53 AM] Laci : I'm happy for you!
[2:57:56 AM] Laci : heehee!
[2:58:22 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Haha, i'm reading Mike's post.
[2:58:29 AM] Emmanuella Franco: damn i'm excited.
[2:58:31 AM] Laci : haha
[2:58:37 AM] Laci : me too!
[2:59:58 AM] Emmanuella Franco: hahaha.
[3:00:02 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm reading still.
[3:00:05 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i can't wait!
[3:00:05 AM] Laci : haha
[3:00:07 AM] Laci : me either!
[3:00:15 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm going to make a big dramatic return!
[3:00:23 AM] Laci : im all giggly that my tweedles back!
[3:00:23 AM] Emmanuella Franco: have you gotten into my account?
[3:00:27 AM] Laci : haha.. you should!
[3:00:32 AM] Emmanuella Franco: or just said that i'm back?
[3:00:34 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i mean
[3:00:36 AM] Emmanuella Franco: that i can't
[3:00:42 AM] Emmanuella Franco: that you posted for me or something?
[3:00:47 AM] Laci : only to post 20 things that make you ahppy
[3:00:48 AM] Laci : happy*
[3:00:54 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i should put an I'm back thread. hahaha.
[3:01:04 AM] Laci : do it!
[3:01:14 AM] Laci : Make it all dramatic!
[3:01:51 AM] Laci : I put {through laci} on the bottom though so no one would get too excited... haha... but that's the only post i did.
[3:03:03 AM] Emmanuella Franco: haha okay.
[3:03:17 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I agree Mike. Hopefully Scotty will join our confusion soon and give us a solution. Until then Dee will just have to go through me (as odd as that sounds...).
[3:03:20 AM] Emmanuella Franco: one of my favorite lines hahaha.
[3:03:24 AM] Laci : haha
[3:03:26 AM] Laci : Yays!
[3:03:34 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Hahaha.
[3:03:37 AM] Emmanuella Franco: dee wherefore art thou?
[3:03:43 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i like that.
[3:03:45 AM] Laci : haha
[3:03:48 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm going to post a thread now.
[3:03:51 AM] Emmanuella Franco: what should i say?!
[3:03:51 AM] Laci : oks!
[3:03:55 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm too excited!
[3:03:55 AM] Laci : I dont know?
[3:04:01 AM] Laci : me too!
[3:04:07 AM] Emmanuella Franco: it must be absofantabulasticaly amazingness!!!!!!!!!
[3:04:36 AM] Laci : there you go! name it absofantabulasticaly amazingness!
[3:04:38 AM] Laci : haha
[3:04:39 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i just just talk how my brain is actually processing and thinking right now.
[3:04:41 AM] Emmanuella Franco: since it's making noo sense.
[3:04:47 AM] Laci : haha
[3:04:47 AM] Emmanuella Franco: and is in broken pieces.
[3:04:49 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i can't talk haha.
[3:04:54 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i squeaked haha.
[3:04:56 AM] Laci : dont talk. Type.
[3:04:58 AM] Laci : haha
[3:05:04 AM] Emmanuella Franco: and did so again because i laughed at typing that hahaha.
[3:05:07 AM] Emmanuella Franco: now my leg is shaking
[3:05:11 AM] Emmanuella Franco: .
[3:05:14 AM] Laci : haha.. You squeaker you.
[3:05:25 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i'm so putting this little conversation about it into the thread.
[3:05:30 AM] Laci : haha
[3:05:34 AM] Laci : ok's
[3:05:46 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Hee!
[3:05:51 AM] Laci : HeeHee!
[3:06:04 AM] Emmanuella Franco: haha.
[3:06:15 AM] Emmanuella Franco: you read 14000 to make you happy?
[3:06:23 AM] Laci : yea's!
[3:06:25 AM] Emmanuella Franco: and i read 11000 things to be miserable about.
[3:06:32 AM] Emmanuella Franco: hahaha.
[3:06:40 AM] Laci : i know! thats where i found it!
[3:06:42 AM] Laci : haha
[3:06:46 AM] Emmanuella Franco: erectile dsysfunction is one of the top ones...
[3:07:14 AM] Laci : I searched for the miserable one.. and it was amazing... so then i looked for the happy one and liked it so much i actually made a thread about it.
[3:07:15 AM] Laci : haha
[3:07:23 AM] Laci : i saw that.. funny stuff
[3:09:51 AM] Emmanuella Franco: haha. nice.
[3:10:00 AM] Laci : oh yea's!
[3:10:48 AM] Emmanuella Franco: so far, i have my title down...
[3:10:50 AM] Emmanuella Franco: haha.
[3:10:53 AM] Laci : haha
[3:11:04 AM] Emmanuella Franco: i just don't know what to say haha.
[3:11:14 AM] Laci : Post something! Anything! Im forum stalking you until you talk! haha
[3:11:20 AM] Emmanuella Franco: ah hahaha.
[3:11:20 AM] Laci : haha
[3:11:25 AM] Emmanuella Franco: you sexy stalker you.
[3:11:28 AM] Emmanuella Franco: hahaha.
[3:11:30 AM] Laci : heehee!
[3:11:33 AM] Emmanuella Franco: that just came to mind instantly.
[3:11:38 AM] Laci : Nice.
[3:11:47 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Hee!
[3:11:54 AM] Laci : yays!
[3:12:42 AM] Emmanuella Franco: Haha.
[3:12:52 AM] Laci : heehee!
[3:15:34 AM] Laci : *stalk stalk*
[3:15:35 AM] Laci : haha
[3:15:46 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I'M MISSPELLING I'M STILL EXCITED HAHA.
[3:15:56 AM] Laci : hahaha
[3:17:29 AM] Emmanuella Franco: CAN I MAKE IT GIANT?
[3:17:31 AM] Emmanuella Franco: HAHAHA.
[3:17:32 AM] Emmanuella Franco: A GIANT POST?
[3:17:52 AM] Emmanuella Franco: BTW, WHICH PASSWORD WORKED?
[3:18:10 AM] Laci : haha
[3:18:21 AM] Laci : um.. the one without numbers? I think.
[3:18:22 AM] Laci : haha
[3:18:34 AM] Laci : I dont remember.
[3:18:50 AM] Laci : I was too busy trying to remember how to spell Fascist. haha
[3:19:33 AM] Emmanuella Franco: AH HAHAHA.
[3:19:34 AM] Emmanuella Franco: NICE.
[3:19:41 AM] Laci : yea...
[3:21:02 AM] Laci : haha i just fb posted my excitement about you being back too. haha.
[3:21:11 AM] Laci : I wanted to share the excitement!
[3:27:39 AM] Laci : I'm so excited im scared! haha
[3:28:00 AM] Laci : It's freakin me out... Post something Squeakers!
[3:28:08 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I'M WRITING!!!
[3:28:11 AM] Laci : haha
[3:28:16 AM] Laci : WRITE FASTER
[3:28:19 AM] Emmanuella Franco: TYPING, WHATEVER.
[3:28:20 AM] Emmanuella Franco: HAHA SHUT UP!!!
[3:28:33 AM] Laci : i cant stalk you if your not stalkable. (
[3:30:20 AM] Emmanuella Franco: HOLD ON!
[3:30:23 AM] Emmanuella Franco: GOODNESS WOMAN.
[3:30:32 AM] Laci :
[3:30:32 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR FUTURE COOKIE!
[3:30:39 AM] Laci : NO!
[3:30:46 AM] Laci : ... my cookie.
[3:30:53 AM] Laci : (envy)
[3:33:11 AM] Emmanuella Franco: AH HAHAHA.
[3:33:14 AM] Emmanuella Franco: I LOVE THAT.
[3:33:20 AM] Emmanuella Franco: ANYWHO, I'M ALMOST DONE TYPING...
[3:33:27 AM] Laci : HURRY
[3:33:29 AM] Laci : HAHA
[3:33:30 AM] Emmanuella Franco: SO TAKE A PAUSE ON THE REPLIES HERE CAUSE THIS IS ALL BEING COPIED INTO MY POST HAHA.
[3:33:42 AM] Emmanuella Franco: YOU KEEP MAKING ME ADD TO IT.
[3:33:45 AM] Laci : ugh. fine.
[3:33:55 AM] Emmanuella Franco: BLEH TO YOU TOO...
[3:33:57 AM] Laci : insane woman
[3:34:01 AM] Emmanuella Franco: HEE!
[3:34:02 AM] Emmanuella Franco: OKAY NOW SHUSH.
[3:34:07 AM] Laci : heehee...
[3:34:07 AM] Emmanuella Franco: UN MOMENT
[3:38:05 AM] Emmanuella Franco: FINISHED!!!


HAHAHA, SORRY IF IT'S A LOT. AND YES, WE SERIOUSLY TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND SAY YAYS AND HEE REPEATEDLY...

BASICALLY, I GOT A VIRUS FROM MY FRIEND DYLAN TRYING TO WATCH SONS OF ANARCHY VIDEOS TO CATCH UP ON THE SEASON. AND HE FOUND A BOGUS SITE THAT SAID "PLAY THIS GAME FREE TO UNLOCK THE NEXT EPISODE." HE PLAYED, AND IN ALL FAIRNESS I PLAYED ONE THAT LOOKED FUN HAHA... SHAME ON ME.
BUT CURSE YOU BAD SITE DYLAN FOUND.

SO I'VE BEEN LOADED WITH POP UPS AND SPAM AND I TRIED TO GO ON THE FORUM A COUPLE DAYS LATER AND I COULDN'T. EVERYTHING GOT PROGRESSIVELY WORSE. FIRST IT WAS POP UPS, THEN 2 WEEKS OR SO LATER NO FORUM, THEN NO YAHOO WEBSITE, THEN NETFLIX WENT HAYWIRE, THEN I COULDN'T OPEN CERTAIN APPLICATIONS. I RAN SCAN AFTER SCAN AND GOT RID OF SO MUCH, IT WAS RIDICULOUS AND DROVE ME ABSOLUTELY BONKERS TO WHERE I JUST LEFT MY COMPUTER SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR DAYS... I EVEN WENT WITHOUT TALKING TO DUM FOR DAYS, AND THAT DROVE US BOTH NUTS. AND AFTER TALKING TO HER LAST NIGHT ON SKYPE MY BRO AND I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN AND ATTACK THIS BASTARD OF A VIRUS. SO FOR HOURS WE WORKED ON IT TO NO AVAIL, AT 330AM I GAVE UP AND CLOSED IT... I HAD TROJAN'S AND WORMS OUT THE WAZOO! AND IT WAS A GAME TRYING TO CLICK THE BUTTON ON THE LITTLE WINDOW BEFORE IT DISAPPEARED AGAIN... I COULDN'T EVEN OPEN ITUNES TODAY, THEN MY INTERNET STOPPED WORKING DUE TO A CERTAIN PROXY SERVER, THOUGH I STILL HAVE WIRELESS INTERNET WITH PERFECT SIGNAL. IN FACT, IT WAS AS IF THINGS GOT WORSE TODAY, NOTHING WOULD OPEN WHATSOEVER. THE FACT THAT SKYPE OPENED WAS A MIRACLE AND A SIGN...
THEN I RAN ANOTHER SCAN AND DID SOME STUFF, THEN RESTARTED IT. AND GOT THE URGE TO JUST CHECK ONLINE AGAIN AND LONE AND BEHOLD, YAHOO WAS WORKING!
WHICH GAVE ME HOPE SO I CLICKED ON MY FORUM BOOKMARK AND VOILA! FORUM HOMEPAGE! THEN THE INSANE GIDDYNESS SET IT... AND NOW EVERYONE IS CAUGHT UP TO SPEED.

I LOVE ALL OF THE POSTS BY THE WAY, HAHA, I FEEL SO LOVED. I SWEAR I GOT DEPRESSED MAN...
THOUGH I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE I STILL HAVE A VIRUS, I CAUGHT THE BIG SUCKER BY THE BALLS AND NOW IT'S JUST HIS KIDDIES LEFT.

YET, I AM HERE AND FOR DAMN SURE TO STAY!

YOU MAY NOW CLAP!

THIS DESERVES AN AUTOMATIC POST OF THE YEAR MIKEY BOY!
P.S. MIKE, I'M HONORED TO BE A "BIG BALL OF HYPERACTIVE ENERGY AND VERY FUNNY."

HEE!!!
DEE OUT!

[laci_baby]

Yays Yays Yays! Heehee!

Did you really feel the need to put our Skype conversation on there? I totally thought you were kidding! {Good thing you didnt get all of the conversation on there... haha..that would have been some fun comments then, huh? haha. But now i do feel the need to explain the cookie thing..in which i'll do on Rants. haha.} Anyways... YAYS!

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Yeah haha, I figured the cookie thing was random, but I wasn't going to elaborate. That chunk of our 5 mile long conversation was probably enough haha. If it weren't for me being deprived of this place and being due this epic return, I know I wouldn't have been so nicely allowed this ginormous post hahaha. it was just stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey!

And yes, I felt it very necessary to post our conversation. Oh goodness, I couldn't begin to imagine the comments if I had put the rest of our conversation!

Needless to say, I'm very glad to be back.

[Fran]

I nearly fell off the chair reading all that about your virus ... and then at the end I see CLAP ..... CLAP OMG .... hope that's not the virus you had !!!!!

Definitely post of the year though

[StephenKingman]

Mother of God.....

Reading that Skype was like sticking your hand in a pond of electric eels....shocking and fizzing with energy! Dee, im glad you are back ( I voted 9 its true) and the place was a lot more deflated without you, so enjoy catching up on the missed posts and knocking back a few in the online pub ha. Be wary opening any links in the future! As for post of the year, you are a certainty girl

[Mairin]

I'm so happy you are back!!! I hope it stays working forever!!

[Lonestar]

Yay! The return of Dee! I'll have a(nother) drink in honor of this!

Welcome back.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, but I must say Mike, I love the phrases you come up with to describe me, dum, and both of us together. I say you get an award for them, haha. Shocking and fizzing with energy... Love it.

I must say I am extremely glad to be back, and I'm not leaving.
I'll steal a computer if I have to haha.
Many thanks for the welcomes peoples.

Loney, I'll have a round with you!

[StephenKingman]

Haha, but I must say Mike, I love the phrases you come up with to describe me, dum, and both of us together. I say you get an award for them, haha. Shocking and fizzing with energy... Love it.

I must say I am extremely glad to be back, and I'm not leaving.
I'll steal a computer if I have to haha.
Many thanks for the welcomes peoples.

Loney, I'll have a round with you!

Very happy you are back Dee and bringing your unique style and energy to the place, and if we share a few PS3 online games then all the better, its like you will be in my front room!

Anyone else here who has PS3 and plays regularly then let me know.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

I'm glad to add my crazy energy wherever haha.

Oh yes, I'm going to be sure to hop on getting at least 3 of those games you said, I'm pretty excited.

[Lonestar]

I'm glad to add my crazy energy wherever haha.

I could use some of that youthful energy these days.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, who can't?

I have extra to borrow!

[laci_baby]

Eh... i'm just going to steal Dee's thread to say I'M BACK! Yays! Everybody Party!!!!!!!
Goodness i missed this place. Im sorry Mike for my absence... but im sure Dee's done wonderful. She truly is amazing, you know? Heehee!
Yays!

[StephenKingman]

Eh... i'm just going to steal Dee's thread to say I'M BACK! Yays! Everybody Party!!!!!!!
Goodness i missed this place. Im sorry Mike for my absence... but im sure Dee's done wonderful. She truly is amazing, you know? Heehee!
Yays!

Wahey!! The fun in FUNTASTIC is back, great to see you back Laci, i threw you an email when you were gone hope you got it, and i hope you are ok? You have a lot of catching up to do, probably lots of unread posts.

Welcome back girl

[laci_baby]

Yays! Thank you, thank you. Yes. I have loads of threads that need my amazing yay ability so i'll be all over that today. Yays! But this was my first stop.... emails are next. Heehee!
I'm so happy to see everyone! (In the computer way atleast...)
Yays! I always knew i was the Fun part of this Funtastic-ness-ness.