Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you're not.

I wish reindeer really could fly.

[_Delly_01]

Granted. But not the nice one... The serial killer one.

I wish I had an eidetic memory to read heaps of books faster.

(I don't know what keeps happening with the comments... Am I doing something wrong?)

Granted. But they learn the very worst habits from dive-bombing birds.

[rssllue]

Granted, but all the books just disappeared.

I wish stalkers couldn't stalk.

[rssllue]

Granted. But not the nice one... The serial killer one.

I wish I had an eidetic memory to read heaps of books faster.

(I don't know what keeps happening with the comments... Am I doing something wrong?)

Granted. But they learn the very worst habits from dive-bombing birds.

Maybe you are not actually on the very last page of the thread before you are posting so you are responding to an earlier post by mistake.

[_Delly_01]

(Yeah, that could be it. I'm going to have to keep an eye out to make sure I'm responding to the right one. Thanks. )

Granted. But you're not any less paranoid...

I wish I were invisible.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you lose your eyesight because of it.

I wish it was always daylight outside.

[_Delly_01]

Granted. But you lose your eyesight because of it.

I wish I could speak every language that ever existed.

[Vickie Noel]

Granted, but you'll get your tongue all twisted in a combination of all!

I wish I could reverse global warming with the snap of my fingers! This heat is killing me!

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you can't feel your fingers because you brought about the deepest deep freeze ever.

I wish the Concorde was flying again.

[_Delly_01]

Granted. But they're now the slowest supersonic commercial transport planes. (Googled to find out what they were. They are so cool!)

I wish I could move things with my mind.

[Vickie Noel]

Granted, but those things caused a raucous jam and now you can't think!

I wish bosses weren't so stingy and such slave drivers.

[_Delly_01]

Granted. But greed and money make the world go 'round, so now the world literally stops spinning and catastrophically falls out of orbit.

I wish my chip packet would never run out of chips.

[rssllue]

Granted, but they now taste like trashcan lids.

I wish phones could recharge in 10 seconds.

[Gravy]

Granted, but phones are completely obsolete due the new in-brain technology (which takes literally hours to charge).

I wish Jack Skellington were real.

[rssllue]

Granted, but he doesn't like you one little bit.

I wish sin would be wiped away.