Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Gravy]

I told you.

Granted, but someone else rubbed it and blamed you, so.....


I wish the aliens would come and get me.

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you get to experience the probes.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted.

[Gravy]

Granted, but you only get gruel.


I wish I could read a book a day.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it's the same book. And it's in Swahili.

I wish I could read Latin.

[Gravy]

Granted, but now you don't read or soeak anything else. Good luck with that.


I wish I went to Hogwarts.

[rssllue]

Quid dicis?

[Gravy]

School from Harry Potter.


Also, this means I get my wish, uncorrupted!

[rssllue]

I know what Hogwarts is. I couldn't understand you, you non-Latin speaker! Good thing your corruption has worn off.

And that is your corruption.

[Gravy]

You are such a humongous dork.

[rssllue]

[Gravy]

I wish I could maintain my reading pace.

[rssllue]

Granted, but your retention of what you read drops down to 45 seconds.

I wish the bookshelves would all be perfect.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it created a black hole and now we're all gonna die


I wish I could travel to another universe

[rssllue]

Granted, but apparently we all die before you get a chance to visit.

I wish for power.

[tirionmorganna]

Granted, but it's only the power to control an ant.

I wish for teleportation.