Snap,crackle, and pop

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 14 Dec 2011, 20:05

I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck.....

Everything made the same noise;

Crrrrrrraaaaaaacck!

I came to a conclusion,

Im not old,

I am crispy!!!

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 15 Dec 2011, 05:43

Love it ..... you must have had your Weetabix

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 15 Dec 2011, 10:04

Crunching on Grape-Nuts sound a lot like my joints.

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 15 Dec 2011, 15:45

^ Bighuey, i warned you against crack for breakfast..

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 15 Dec 2011, 16:05

@Bighuey
I think you're in need of Oiling ... see you in the Online Pub & we'll get you well oiled.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 15 Dec 2011, 19:45

That sounds like a winner, Fran. I could use a good oiling.

tonya10057 · Post by **tonya10057** » 16 Dec 2011, 11:40

StephenKingman wrote:^ Bighuey, i warned you against crack for breakfast..

too funny Mike.

Tralala · Post by **Tralala** » 10 Jan 2012, 03:19

My body makes the same noises, I think. Hard to hear over the groaning.... One thing I can't figure out is why my right shoulder sounds like a coffee grinder, but my left is relatively silent, when that one's been dislocated a few times. My right shoulder hurts more, too....maybe dislocation is good for shoulders....?

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 11 Jan 2012, 17:31

Tralala wrote:My body makes the same noises, I think. Hard to hear over the groaning.... One thing I can't figure out is why my right shoulder sounds like a coffee grinder, but my left is relatively silent, when that one's been dislocated a few times. My right shoulder hurts more, too....maybe dislocation is good for shoulders....?

Tralala, I like your new avatar, and it reminded me of someone who Ive seen before. I couldnt put a finger on it, but it just came to me. Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. Should we start calling you Dr. Bev?

Tralala · Post by **Tralala** » 11 Jan 2012, 19:24

Bighuey wrote:
Tralala, I like your new avatar, and it reminded me of someone who Ive seen before. I couldnt put a finger on it, but it just came to me. Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. Should we start calling you Dr. Bev?

Glory, why does everybody think I look like somebody famous? It doesn't bother me, but it does seem weird that it's always someone different. I've been compared to Kathleen Turner, Nicole Kidman, Sigourney Weaver, and now a TNG chick.
Thanks! My photographer bugs me about using "his" pictures, so I try to rotate 'em....he got kinda irked about the eyeball. Hey, it was technically something he'd taken..just really, really close up.
I prefer Dr. Crusher. Or just Crusher. Grrr.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 11 Jan 2012, 20:09

OK, Crusher it is.

Tralala · Post by **Tralala** » 12 Jan 2012, 01:11

Woohoo! Yeah, I'm 5'3", 130ish pounds of TOUGH! MAKE WAY FOR THE....owww...my back hurts.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 12 Jan 2012, 10:29

@ Crusher, you'll have to get your tri-corder and fix your sore back.

Tralala · Post by **Tralala** » 13 Jan 2012, 02:48

Jeepers, ever since you started this thread...I swear I'm falling apart! I've got arthritis in my right hip, and it's singing "Toxic Waltz" at me tonight. Probably because of the half-ton of snow that's falling outside. "Your Body is a Wonderland"? My body's a weatherman! Ribs, back, hip, knees and ankles, even my HAIR knows when there's cold/moisture in the air.