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I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck.....

Everything made the same noise;

Crrrrrrraaaaaaacck!

I came to a conclusion,

Im not old,

I am crispy!!!
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Love it ..... you must have had your Weetabix :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Crunching on Grape-Nuts sound a lot like my joints. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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^ Bighuey, i warned you against crack for breakfast..
You only live once.....so live!
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@Bighuey
I think you're in need of Oiling ... see you in the Online Pub & we'll get you well oiled. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That sounds like a winner, Fran. I could use a good oiling. :lol: :lol:
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StephenKingman wrote:^ Bighuey, i warned you against crack for breakfast..
:lol: too funny Mike.
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My body makes the same noises, I think. Hard to hear over the groaning.... One thing I can't figure out is why my right shoulder sounds like a coffee grinder, but my left is relatively silent, when that one's been dislocated a few times. My right shoulder hurts more, too....maybe dislocation is good for shoulders....?
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Tralala wrote:My body makes the same noises, I think. Hard to hear over the groaning.... One thing I can't figure out is why my right shoulder sounds like a coffee grinder, but my left is relatively silent, when that one's been dislocated a few times. My right shoulder hurts more, too....maybe dislocation is good for shoulders....?
Tralala, I like your new avatar, and it reminded me of someone who Ive seen before. I couldnt put a finger on it, but it just came to me. Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. Should we start calling you Dr. Bev? :lol:
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Bighuey wrote:
Tralala, I like your new avatar, and it reminded me of someone who Ive seen before. I couldnt put a finger on it, but it just came to me. Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. Should we start calling you Dr. Bev? :lol:
Glory, why does everybody think I look like somebody famous? It doesn't bother me, but it does seem weird that it's always someone different. I've been compared to Kathleen Turner, Nicole Kidman, Sigourney Weaver, and now a TNG chick.
Thanks! My photographer bugs me about using "his" pictures, so I try to rotate 'em....he got kinda irked about the eyeball. Hey, it was technically something he'd taken..just really, really close up.
I prefer Dr. Crusher. Or just Crusher. Grrr. :lol:
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OK, Crusher it is. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Woohoo! Yeah, I'm 5'3", 130ish pounds of TOUGH! MAKE WAY FOR THE....owww...my back hurts.
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@ Crusher, you'll have to get your tri-corder and fix your sore back. :lol: :lol:
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Jeepers, ever since you started this thread...I swear I'm falling apart! I've got arthritis in my right hip, and it's singing "Toxic Waltz" at me tonight. Probably because of the half-ton of snow that's falling outside. "Your Body is a Wonderland"? My body's a weatherman! Ribs, back, hip, knees and ankles, even my HAIR knows when there's cold/moisture in the air.
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I hear you there, Crusher. Arthur raises Old Ned with me too. I keep the local pharmicia in business buying 600 mg iboprofen.
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