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I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck.....

Everything made the same noise;

Crrrrrrraaaaaaacck!

I came to a conclusion,

Im not old,

I am crispy!!!

Love it ..... you must have had your Weetabix

Crunching on Grape-Nuts sound a lot like my joints.

^ Bighuey, i warned you against crack for breakfast..

@Bighuey
I think you're in need of Oiling ... see you in the Online Pub & we'll get you well oiled.

That sounds like a winner, Fran. I could use a good oiling.

StephenKingman wrote:^ Bighuey, i warned you against crack for breakfast..

too funny Mike.

My body makes the same noises, I think. Hard to hear over the groaning.... One thing I can't figure out is why my right shoulder sounds like a coffee grinder, but my left is relatively silent, when that one's been dislocated a few times. My right shoulder hurts more, too....maybe dislocation is good for shoulders....?

Tralala wrote:My body makes the same noises, I think. Hard to hear over the groaning.... One thing I can't figure out is why my right shoulder sounds like a coffee grinder, but my left is relatively silent, when that one's been dislocated a few times. My right shoulder hurts more, too....maybe dislocation is good for shoulders....?

Tralala, I like your new avatar, and it reminded me of someone who Ive seen before. I couldnt put a finger on it, but it just came to me. Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. Should we start calling you Dr. Bev?

Bighuey wrote:
Tralala, I like your new avatar, and it reminded me of someone who Ive seen before. I couldnt put a finger on it, but it just came to me. Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. Should we start calling you Dr. Bev?

Glory, why does everybody think I look like somebody famous? It doesn't bother me, but it does seem weird that it's always someone different. I've been compared to Kathleen Turner, Nicole Kidman, Sigourney Weaver, and now a TNG chick.
Thanks! My photographer bugs me about using "his" pictures, so I try to rotate 'em....he got kinda irked about the eyeball. Hey, it was technically something he'd taken..just really, really close up.
I prefer Dr. Crusher. Or just Crusher. Grrr.

OK, Crusher it is.

Woohoo! Yeah, I'm 5'3", 130ish pounds of TOUGH! MAKE WAY FOR THE....owww...my back hurts.

@ Crusher, you'll have to get your tri-corder and fix your sore back.

Jeepers, ever since you started this thread...I swear I'm falling apart! I've got arthritis in my right hip, and it's singing "Toxic Waltz" at me tonight. Probably because of the half-ton of snow that's falling outside. "Your Body is a Wonderland"? My body's a weatherman! Ribs, back, hip, knees and ankles, even my HAIR knows when there's cold/moisture in the air.

I hear you there, Crusher. Arthur raises Old Ned with me too. I keep the local pharmicia in business buying 600 mg iboprofen.