Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
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Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Wicked, wicked wives,
Corrupted by the tailor,
No one is the same.
OK, here's another one:
Lurid, naughty wives,
They had no moral compass,
Sinful to the core.
OK, here's another one:
Alterations, please?
My shirt is short a button.
Oh my goodness, sir.
Please, everyone, add a haiku!
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-- July 31st, 2015, 5:51 pm --
Another haiku
You know what they say,
It's "Happy wife, happy life."
Try to stay alive.
Another haiku
A legal thriller?
Then I read page forty two.
Heaven help me now.
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Poison lives
Don't ever have a wife
*** thread insider joke warning**** haha
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You know, that reminds me of the classic movie, So I Married an Axe Murderer.
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Wasted lives
Passion unbecoming
Poisoned love
Rooftop shove
Justice overcoming
Dang, that was good. Ha ha
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Lovely_Loreley wrote:While I don't yet have any haikus to add, I must say that these cracked me up! I love them
Same here!!!
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Escapeartist wrote:Wicked Wives
Wasted lives
Passion unbecoming
Poisoned love
Rooftop shove
Justice overcoming
Dang, that was good. Ha ha
Lol I love that!!!!!! Very creative!!
― Mae West
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Such a terrible thing to
A husband so true?
-- 03 Sep 2015, 03:36 --
So now we have to have purple wives? Oh man. That's gonna be a tough task.Escapeartist wrote:Purple wives
Poison lives
Don't ever have a wife
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Poisoned their husbands ‘til they were dead,
It is shocking, I say,
Even in present day,
Purple/red wives should never re-wed.