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Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 21:28
by zeldas_lullaby
This book in its hilarious, over-the-topness, has inspired me to write a haiku. I'm starting this thread so that you can join me.
Wicked, wicked wives,
Corrupted by the tailor,
No one is the same.
OK, here's another one:
Lurid, naughty wives,
They had no moral compass,
Sinful to the core.
OK, here's another one:
Alterations, please?
My shirt is short a button.
Oh my goodness, sir.
Please, everyone, add a haiku!
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 13 Jul 2015, 10:20
by Lovely_Loreley
While I don't yet have any haikus to add, I must say that these cracked me up! I love them
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 13 Jul 2015, 14:21
by zeldas_lullaby
Thanks!! This book is so campy and outrageous that I felt inspired.
-- July 31st, 2015, 5:51 pm --
Another haiku
You know what they say,
It's "Happy wife, happy life."
Try to stay alive.
Another haiku
A legal thriller?
Then I read page forty two.
Heaven help me now.
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 23:28
by Katherine E Wall
I love your haikus. Now, I have to reread the book with the perception of it being deliberately campy and over-the-top. I think I may have tried to take it to seriously to really enjoy it.
Thanks for giving me the insight.
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 23:31
by zeldas_lullaby
HA HA HA... you're welcome, and thank you. It was a pretty campy story, wasn't it?
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 23:49
by Levi
Purple wives
Poison lives
Don't ever have a wife
*** thread insider joke warning**** haha
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 23:51
by zeldas_lullaby
Woohoo! That's what I'm talking about. Purple wives!! OMG.
You know, that reminds me of the classic movie, So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 08 Aug 2015, 00:27
by Levi
Wicked Wives
Wasted lives
Passion unbecoming
Poisoned love
Rooftop shove
Justice overcoming
Dang, that was good. Ha ha
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 08 Aug 2015, 00:33
by zeldas_lullaby
OMG, that was good! I love it! Heck, yeah!
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 19 Aug 2015, 08:20
by Rachaelamb1
Lovely_Loreley wrote:While I don't yet have any haikus to add, I must say that these cracked me up! I love them
Same here!!!
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 02 Sep 2015, 16:42
by Christinar81
Escapeartist wrote:Wicked Wives
Wasted lives
Passion unbecoming
Poisoned love
Rooftop shove
Justice overcoming
Dang, that was good. Ha ha
Lol I love that!!!!!! Very creative!!
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 02 Sep 2015, 22:20
by Levi
@Christinar 81 thank you
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 03 Sep 2015, 03:34
by rssllue
Why would a wife do
Such a terrible thing to
A husband so true?
-- 03 Sep 2015, 03:36 --
Escapeartist wrote:Purple wives
Poison lives
Don't ever have a wife
*** thread insider joke warning**** haha
So now we have to have purple wives? Oh man. That's gonna be a tough task.
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 03 Sep 2015, 09:31
by Levi
Good one Russell. No, no. No wives requirement ha ha
Re: Wicked Wives Free Verse or Haiku
Posted: 03 Sep 2015, 09:47
by bookowlie
Wicked wives who are purple or red
Poisoned their husbands ‘til they were dead,
It is shocking, I say,
Even in present day,
Purple/red wives should never re-wed.