Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
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The Sock and the Vine
(A Parody to the Raven)
Once upon a midnight doze,
I was awakened by a stench that alarmed my nose.
As the smell advanced to reek,
I heard random commotion and then an uttered shriek.
“Hello?” I asked. “Who is it that seems to speak?”
Nevertheless the annoyance did not cease,
And, alas! the wretched freak continued to disturb my sleep!
Determined upon ending the agitation, and my frustration,
I commenced through my chamber only to meet a reeking sock and a potted floral.
“Hear, hear you mortal beast what is this sudden quarrel?”
“The vexatious vine tried to eat me!” the little sock spoke.
“It was not me” stated the vine. “I am not the one to joke!”
Was I dreaming in my sleep? Or did those things just speak?
The sock spoke, “I plead, I plead, O Great Stinky Feet!
Must thou let me be consumed by this sneak?!”
Am I crazy? Was I mad? Or did this sock just appear meek?
I glanced at the vine, and then at the sock.
And then I woke up, still in a shock.
As for Poe.... he's a weird person. But his writing is very distinguishable. I like to read a little of his works here and there but I'm not into the whole Goth literature. Still, The Raven is a great poem! Very eloquent, indeed.
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-Edgar Allan Poe